XX1: Final Destination and Other Movies. [VIDEO]

[cocksauce]

[ This is a video feed of some dark-haired guy who really likes to look at himself or something like that. It's kinda myspace-youtube self-webcam style up in here. ]

Does anyone know where this spaceship is heading? I'm just kind of curious and all since it doesn't look we we could just get off wherever we want to. It's just something worth knowing. Thanks.

[ He pauses like he's gonna turn the feed off before suddenly remembering some other stuff that he wants to say. ]

Oh yeah, I know I can't be the only guy who's realized this, but there are a lot of people here like they just stepped out of the movies or comics or cartoons or whatever. It's totally awesome, and I hope you guys won't mind me asking for autographs even if you aren't actors. Might be even better, actually, if you're all the real deal.

[ And again, right here, ready to turn it off. Whoops, just remembered something else. ]

PS: Hey, Dave. I ran into the Indonesian mobster you stole a pound of weed from. He's challenging you to a mudwrestling match, and the winner gets a Russian mail-order bride. Call me. Oh, and does anyone know if there's a way to set up a voicemail on these things?

[ >> END.

ooc: Fourth-wall opt-out is here, responses to come later. ]

Comments

video;

[coffeeking]

Oi! Respect the fourth wall.

voice

[cocksauce]

I think it's mostly intact aside from simply being mentioned. Nothing happening here! Hey, actually--what happened the last time anyone disrespected it. Curious newbie here, is all.

video;

[coffeeking]

Mild to moderate motional trauma, that's what. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that no one wants to hear they're fictional.

voice

[cocksauce]

Okay, someone out there actually said the words, "You're fictional," to these guys? Seriously? Because I didn't do that. They're in movies and shit, but hasn't anyone ever considered that those things are actually a legit deal somewhere out there, in a different universe? Duh.

voice

[coffeeking]

Obviously. It's still just a bit disconcerting to be told that not only are you a comic book character or a movie character in another universe, but certain people might know just about everything about you. Your secret identity, for example.