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is there such a thing as space fleas
or fleas in space
this is an idle question of curiosity by the way don't assume the worst
but are there
are there tiny fleapods or could they survive without thanks to resilience
[toooootally an idle question because admitting to fleas is a. very nearly admitting to a certain doggishness that is yet mostly a secret and b. tantamount to admitting to having an STD. and there are no fleas in space! right!]
and as everyone is so readily sharing their sweets from home via this network these days i propose a holiday be added to the metaphorical unwritten Tranqulity calendar
let this be known as the month of sweet giving
let us all share freely of our sweets/gifts/&c
peace on earth, goodwill to those with pudding
i'll go first
[thoughSiriusly seriously, spacefriends, you might want to beware this particular pudding, it comes enchanted and loaded with nasty pranks... but if you want to be a guinea pig of enchanted food, feel free to volunteer.]
or fleas in space
this is an idle question of curiosity by the way don't assume the worst
but are there
are there tiny fleapods or could they survive without thanks to resilience
[toooootally an idle question because admitting to fleas is a. very nearly admitting to a certain doggishness that is yet mostly a secret and b. tantamount to admitting to having an STD. and there are no fleas in space! right!]
and as everyone is so readily sharing their sweets from home via this network these days i propose a holiday be added to the metaphorical unwritten Tranqulity calendar
let this be known as the month of sweet giving
let us all share freely of our sweets/gifts/&c
peace on earth, goodwill to those with pudding
i'll go first
[though
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[ BECAUSE SHE KNOWS YOU'RE ITCHING TO PRANK, SIR. ]
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i made one with your naaaaaame on it
dont you trust me
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no fun!
shall i make you an accessory instead of a victim?
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i would be honored to be an accessory.
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most go for the pudding
damn the consequences!
damn the flowers sprouting from their eyebrows!
but i much prefer you as an accessory
& i have additional plans for you, beyond cakes & puddings
have you seen much of the elusive crew of this ship?
ward & resnik i mean
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oh, um. yeah! yeah.
i've seen resnik more than ward.
... why?
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& i am not set on my idea yet
& it seems dangerous but what is life without danger
i think we should make false messages
i think we could work great mischief with that face
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[ it takes her a little while to answer the second part ]
depends on what kind of mischief you're thinking of. not saying no, but I *am* trying to become a member of the Security team, so we'd have to be smart about it. which sounds ..dull, but i just mean we need to be extra clever in making sure we don't get caught.
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but we can make special arrangements for your delicate situation
remember, i AM best mates with Remus Lupin, prefect
i'm used to having to work with extra cleverness
but its simple really. i have to evacuate a floor so i can make a snowstorm.
is that something youd be interested in?
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i could always shift into jim kirk? might actually be less suspicious than ward or resnik
and not just because those two give me the creeps!
i just know jim a lot better, i'd be able to pull it off much better
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THAT'S a prefect & poor Remus
but yeah i suppose people would trust old mr kirk a bit more than the other two as well
and if its easier for you all the better
then we will be more convincing
snow is absolutely worth this risk i think
so! are we in agreement? after the next jump?
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yes! sure. next jump.
... okay i'm really nervous, this is crazy.
it's not even all that risky and i'm nervous!
let's talk about details - which hallway will it be in, how long will it last?
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it will be a bloody snowfield up there no exceptions
& lets say it lasts... 3 days? that seems a good number
just long enough to be a delightful prank/surprise
NERVES OF STEEL ONLY
this is your test miss raven! face it boldly! no one will ever catch us!
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i'll do it!
three days sounds perfect. as long as it melts on its own, i suppose. how does it work? the ..snow spell. i'm assuming it's a spell, unless you can control the weather in addition to being a wizard. ( i'm not making ufn, by the way! there are mutants that can control the elements, in my world ).
and now i'm trying to remember who lives on the third floor...
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CONFIDENCE BEING MY MIDDLE NAME!!
BUT YOU CAN BORROW IT FOR THE TIME BEING!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
it will melt
the whole thing works just as real snow does
if i start in the kitchens i can turn on the taps and make the air colder & use the water to make clouds&things
thus leading to snow
i've been practicing enough for it to last the 3 days
but it would be loads easier if i were a mutant with weather powers! thats brilliant!
dont suppose you can do that as well?
& no one in particular
3rd floor chosen arbitrarily close enough to where i live but not the same floor
removes suspicion from us both!
[AND MAYBE THERE'S SOME GIRL ON THE 3RD FLOOR HE WANTS TO IMPRESS but gosh not saying that.]
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that's like
do you even realize how groovy that is? that you can do that?
color me madly impressed, sirius.
i can't do anything like that at all, nope. my brother can read minds but he can't *make clouds* that
is so wild!!
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well you can just become a cloud probably
i wouldnt be surprised
but thanks i AM sort of brilliant
whats your favourite season?
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summer! followed closely by winter.
i like the extremes, i guess
winter wonderland and the beach
yours?
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or a person who is a cloud or SOMETHING
how am i to know
yes & yes i couldnt agree more
we are of the same mind! summer and then winter
so we'll do summer after this winter just for you!
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you should know because it doesn't make any sense and i can't see why you'd think that
unless there's a spell that can turn a person into a cloud!
wait really??
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how does it not make sense
have you tried though seriously because if you havent then theres no way to know for sure
you might have loads of cloudy shifts in your future
[In other words, DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE GETTING LOOKS, WILL NEVER STOP 8) ]
& YES REALLY! least I can do!!!
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humanoid. bodies. they don't have to be humans *exactly* but you know, built like one
clouds =/= human-like.
that's actually kind of really sweet, thank you Sirius! i'd love to spend some time in the sunshine again, it's been waywayway too long.
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that were in fact built like humans
so there are in fact human-like clouds out there
[and HELL YEAH it's sweet. he's the best. obviously.]
as sunshiney sunshine as i can make it! in your room for you, personally
cant get much better than that!
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wait why do i need to turn into a cloud????
your enthusiasm is slowly turning from encouraging to worrisome... what's the catch?
wait nevermind
i won't question it because i reallyreally would love to catch some sun.
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