Homeland Security may be a joke wherever the hell you come from, but I take the post seriously, and if I don't do my job right there's gonna be shapeshifters in the Oval Office and nuclear men camping out in sweet little places off the Costa Del Sol just one argument with a neighbour away from blowing the whole damn thing to smitherines.
You don't know anything about me, so don't tell me how I'm doing my job.
text; no apologies necessary~
You don't know anything about me, so don't tell me how I'm doing my job.