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[yardbird]

Ha frigging ha, whoever you are.
You know what I'm talking about.

[He is, of course, referring to the complaint box.

[You have only your self to blame, Murph.]

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[acapriciousthing]

Everyone's a comedian

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[yardbird]

I'm laughing on the inside.

Really.

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[fullmoon]

[ He's entertained, but: ]

Do you need help sorting through to see if any of them are legitimate?

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[yardbird]

Somehow, I doubt ANY of them are legitimate.

But okay.

Okay.

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[shallbeavenged]

[She's not saying she told you so, but she totally told you so.]

Someone was bored....and creepy.

[The hell death girl called you creepy anon, you have reached a level.]

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[fullmoon]

I don't know, sir. I do get pretty shirty when licked.

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[acapriciousthing]

We're going to have to go through the whole thing aren't we.

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[yardbird]

You [uh]

get licked pretty often, then?

[fffffffffffffffffffff]

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[yardbird]

Tell me about it.

You don't ACTUALLY have someone's bar of soap, do you?

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[yardbird]

Yeah...

Yeah, we probably are.

[ffffuuuuccckkkk]

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[fullmoon]

Surprisingly so.
But mostly by dogs.

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[shallbeavenged]

No. Why would I want to steal soap?

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[acapriciousthing]

What if someone's finger slipped?

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[birdarang]

I wouldn't take it all that seriously.

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[yardbird]

Depends on what their finger is slipping on.

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[acapriciousthing]

The delete key?

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[yardbird]

I'm sure I could turn the other cheek.

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[yardbird]

Is "shirty" even a real word?
I don't think that's really a word.

[Yes Murphy it's a word.]

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[yardbird]

I don't know.
Maybe you're dirty?
Going by whatever logic this guy is.

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[yardbird]

Well, some of them wouldn't surprise me. Others...

You're probably right.

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[shallbeavenged]

I still wouldn't steal it.

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[acapriciousthing]

It would be very mysterious. ALl those messages just vanishing like that.

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[yardbird]

Don't worry about it then. It's not like there isn't a surplus of hygiene products anyway.

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[yardbird]

No doubt I would mourn such a tragic loss of info. They just might demote me for sure.

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[fullmoon]

It's a real word.
It means irritable.
Maybe Americans don't use it.
Like skive and slag.