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[dogbane]

Morning, Tranquility. This is William Tsang. I'll be taking over as Chief Medical Officer down here in Medbay for the timebeing, in absence of 1) Peter Petrelli, may his time back in his homeworld be characterized by frequent adventure and beautiful companions irresistably drawn to his ample brown-eyed lust for both, and 2) a specified succession procedure. Hopefully with this change we will see an end to the last of our technological cockups for a bit.

I'm familiar with our equipment and our staff and our weird plagues. I will be referring out appropriately.

Recon Filter | or you're Seraphim Dias | 80% Encryption

Hey. Hello, recon. [William's face flickers into view, medbay in the background. The camera wobbles because he's putting the comm device down after thumb-typing fastidiously in what he felt would be the least time-consuming format for the PSA's audience. He looks normal/slightly hungover.] I'll keep it short.

I been hearing about symptoms experienced by some of us who we's went into the corridors under Commander Shepard. Unlike the syndrome we experienced this past cycle, no two set of symptoms seem alike. Some is emotional, others physical, or behavioral. The degree of impairment is likewise variable. For some of us, they seem to come in and out, possibly coinciding with stress or situational factors. I've yet to confirm everybody's suffering some shit, obviously-- but if you are, know you ain't alone.

If anybody's got a fix, I'm sure we'd all appreciate to know about it. If you'd like to discuss, I'll be in the medbay. I'd also like to run some tests, if you're amenable. No bonesaws, promise. Cheers. [His hand thumps the lens once before the disconnect.]

Comments

[unmakes]

congrats on the promotion

[dogbane]

thank you it's very glamorous

[unmakes]

oh totally
how many times have you been hurled on in the last 48 hours

i'll know if you're lying, my best friends are a nurse and an orderly back in boston

private | grudgingly visible to other med staff.

[milagros]

Better you than me. We're not missing anyone else?

[fullmoon]

I hope you make people call you Chief.

private, cheerfully filtered to other medstaff

[dogbane]

cheers, dr. G.

Far as I can tell we managed to keep everybody else last jump yeah. we've actually got loads of people compared to when I first came in. it's excellent.

also private etc.

[dogbane]

if i can get my nanites to blush maybe also none of us will be missing our fucking fingers from uncooperative hydraulic doors also.

[dogbane]

that would def be an excellent display of my qualifications. I'll pretend not to hear the little bastards until they do

aggressively unfiltered nothing to see here ok

[makedo]

congratufuckinglations

[ he already agreed to tests, didn't he? no need to talk about his symptoms again. ]

text;

[axeyou]

Wow, congratulations.

[100% genuine and heartfelt can you read the sincerity here]

[majestyofthethrone]

Are you happy about it?

[dogbane]

the nanites have got anti-nausea properties in between the access and body art benefits fortunately so 0

[hes lying he threw up on himself

a little bit

whisky the other night

one last hurrah before formal responsibilitiesish



3rd last hurrah]

[unmakes]

mhm sure

[dogbane]

Thanks dad

IS THIS TOO SOON CEE

[dogbane]

im here to glue your arm back on anytime you need. but just so we're clear there's easier nanite extraction than all that, these days.


If not actually a better idea.

[dogbane]

[it takes him bizarrely long to answer. I mean he could be doing any number of responsible medically-related things that would keep him off the comms, but he knows he's being weird, squinting at the message, even if nobody else does.]

you know how it goes. but if you know someone who would be were this them will you let me know

aBSOLUTELY NOt too soon!!!!!

[axeyou]

Aww. But half the fun of cutting off arms is cutting off the arm.

What's your better idea?

[lightmagic]

Remus.

[ is she loling a little, maybe. ]

[lightmagic]

Shall we be calling you chief like Remus suggested?

It feels strange to congratulate someone in light of succession through disappearance, but all the same: congratulations, I think it's a good fit.

private.

[darkart]

Is this what you were attempting to communicate?

text.

[xerampelinae]

so domineering
so forceful

[makedo]

[ did you just call him dad what has he ever done to deserve this

okay nbd he can roll with this ]

i am SO proud of you

[ is the mockery of traditional family interaction coming across loud and clear? it better. ]

recon;

[vindictam]

[ here to check in for crazy. ]

Snape has been observing me, but you're welcome to do more.

[fullmoon]

Good man.

[fullmoon]

Lily.