Video: It tastes awful. But it works.

[atent_dead]

[The screen shows an elderly woman in the medical bay. She's dressed every inch the stereotypical witch, complete with black pointy hat. She has a bottle filled with some sort of brownish liquid.]

Ain't blind to the trouble goin' 'bout. Some of ye fools are tryin' to pretend ye ain't sick. Just gonna make it all worse.

[But let it not be said she is entirely unsympathetic.]

Got somethin' fer aches 'n' fevers here. Ain't anythin' fer the cause but it'll help fer a bit.

[She makes not promises about the taste]

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[likescats]

[Oh hey it's probably the last person you'd expect to respond to this]

FEVERS ARE THE ONES WHEN YOU FEEL OVERLY HOT?

[He's still new to this. Even after Mayfield.]

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[atent_dead]

[Oh what new manner of nonsense is this?]

It is. Don't tell me yer feelin' it.

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[likescats]

SOMEHOW, I BELIEVE THE ANSWER IS YES.

[This is how messed up the place is Granny, Death is sick. Glands or no.]

[ex_striking429]

Medicine?

[ she like the sight of the evil liquid in that bottle a lot more than the sterile injections of medbay. it's far more what she's used to. ]

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[fertilefeet]

Sick? Is that why I feel a bit miserable?

[She has no idea what being sick is. That's a human thing, she's an elf. This is weird. And wrong.]

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[atent_dead]

Y'ain't even got glands.

[She was pretty sure you needed those. She shakes her head]

Well, come down.

[atent_dead]

Tried 'n' true medicine.

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[atent_dead]

Ye lot don't, normally?

[Elves. Never was a fan.]

Whole ship's been gettin' sick.

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[fertilefeet]

No, never. At least, never that I have known.

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[atent_dead]

Seems ye have now. Looks like it's gettin' everyone.

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[fertilefeet]

I pity the races that must tolerate such inflictions regularly.

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[inafadingcrown]

We certainly do not. [Which is not exactly a convincing statement, since it's immediately followed by a sneeze.] It is an impossibility.

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[seidhr]

[Well. That hat's a bit much for him, but hey—elderly witches can wear whatever, whenever they like, especially when they come bearing gifts. Behold now his miserable young face.]

This is most generous of you, madam. [How pale he is. What sad eyebrows. So pathetic. Help him.] I'd gladly accept a draught of greater potency than those brewed for... erm, more common men, should you be willing to provide it.

[ex_striking429]

Are you charging?

[atent_dead]

Ye don't charge for witch work. It's just lookin' after folk.

[People do, however, tend to give you gifts afterwards. It's strange how it works.]

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[atent_dead]

Lookin' at some compellin' evidence against impossible right now.

[You're sick you don't get to say getting sick is impossible]

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[atent_dead]

Part of livin' is all.

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[atent_dead]

[Who's gonna tell her she can't, really?]

Y'ain't human then.

[She's not terribly fussed by it. She just needs to know how strong to make it.]

[seidhr]

[He sure won't. That aside, her statement prompts a fleeting smile, the glint of his teeth.]

Far from it—this tonic must be fit for a god.

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[fertilefeet]

For mortal races. [Pout and with a faint air of superiority. Her dads thing against mortals still kind of sticks with her, despite many of her friends here being mortal. They obviously don't count.]

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[atent_dead]

Guess yer mortaler than you reckoned.

[Disdain for the mortal is not a good path into Granny's good graces.]

[inafadingcrown]

[A dismissive wave of her hand.] Impossible under more ordinary circumstances. This is no normal sickness, that much is plain.

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[fertilefeet]

[She's not entirely disdainful.

But she does bristle, insulted, at the comment.] I am the daughter of a maia, mortality has no hold on me.

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[peckish4action]

[ Look, it's this kid again. Who looks moderately awful, on account of - a skinny kid losing weight is such a lovely idea! but still seems chipper enough. ]

Thanks for the offer. Um. Is anyone working on the cause?

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[wentdowntogeorgia]

Pointy hats and witches' brews, it's like the Dark Ages all over again.

[Because that stuff seriously looks like something disgusting. Disgusting like only things made by humans can be. Not that Lucifer has a whole lot of room to talk, because he's not exactly looking like roses and sunshine himself.]

Are you going to start handing out leeches next?