video + voice | 009
[There's a fleeting glimpse of this guy - bare shoulders, wet, wildly uneven hair, grouchy face still pale and a little shocked - before the screen jumbles around, finally landing on one hell of a mess strewn across the 002 bathroom counter. What used to be the mirror over the sink is now the mirror in the sink. And on the counter. And across the floor. And - broken glass is everywhere, really, interspersed with shorn tufts of hair and a scattered array of clippers and product.
Not that Netherlands is here to talk about hair. When he speaks it's low and careful, measuring out his words as he goes.]
Has, uh -
Wanna know if anyone else has broken one-a these things. It's... weird.
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just dead air and a stationary view of the wreckage for a few seconds, then he clears his throat and flips the video off.
Aaaaand about thirty seconds later flips it on again, just voice this time, all business.]
Gardens are always hiring. An' come talk to me, if you smoke. Can set something up.
[Because if he's gonna bother to post to the network he might as well make it useful, right. PRIORITIES. He's your grumpy neighborhood agriculture-head-slash-smokeables-dealer. Impromptu advertisement complete, he ends the feed for good.]
[ooc: dude broke the mirror. also threadjacking is a+ recommended]
Not that Netherlands is here to talk about hair. When he speaks it's low and careful, measuring out his words as he goes.]
Has, uh -
Wanna know if anyone else has broken one-a these things. It's... weird.
[…
…
just dead air and a stationary view of the wreckage for a few seconds, then he clears his throat and flips the video off.
Aaaaand about thirty seconds later flips it on again, just voice this time, all business.]
Gardens are always hiring. An' come talk to me, if you smoke. Can set something up.
[Because if he's gonna bother to post to the network he might as well make it useful, right. PRIORITIES. He's your grumpy neighborhood agriculture-head-slash-smokeables-dealer. Impromptu advertisement complete, he ends the feed for good.]
[ooc: dude broke the mirror. also threadjacking is a+ recommended]