[ He's always happy to be helpful, and marriages are the best sorts of parties. ]

Well, I wouldn't mind helping you plan the ceremony and party if you'd like! I planned the wedding of a dear friend of mine, and my relations seem to think I'm rather good at planning things.

[ It's not like he really has much else to do, and he was going to try and contact a lawyer anyways. Seeing if there needs to be a marriage license obtained seems little compared to that. ]

Weddings are wonderful things! You should try to visit them more often!

[ Guess who has no idea who you are? This guy. ]