[Oh, you poor summer child, just you wait. Give her a month and she'll adress everyone she finds remotely charming with nicknames. Just you wait.]

I try not to hurt others... but I wouldn't exactly shed a tear, y'know? But yeah, it seems I managed to stumble into some folks who can help... so weird, honestly, I'm more used to... like... pitchforks and torches and angry mobs.