† 002.

[klutziness]

[someone already has a bottle of vodka for herself, but is walking in the general direction of space babylon.]

Yeah yeah, everybody keeps saying this ship is full of creepy-crawlies and psychotic emoticons but I haven't seen any of those things yet so I'm just gonna pretend they aren't real for the next few hours. Sooo I don't know really what the month or day is in this place, but I've been keeping track and according to my records it's my twenty-first birthday today.

[she throws both her hands in the air and lets out a "woo!" enjoy the brief video recording of the ceiling as she walks. she quickly corrects herself. she looks a little rumpled, but no worse for wear.]

I mean, back home it doesn't matter really but in the place I was before this, twenty-one was when people could actually legally get alcohol. So there's that.

[she stops walking and holds up the bottle, squinting at it.]

Yeah, I need something to mix this with. So come introduce yourselves to me okay? Make me a drink. Help me celebrate this pretty arbitrary age. Show me whatever it is that people who don't drink until they're twenty-one do when they finally turn twenty-one.

Comments

video;

[jacked]

They get blind drunk, do some stupid shit and then pass out. Nothing special.

video;

[klutziness]

Passing out isn't fun, though.

video;

[jacked]

[He shrugs.]

That's the rite of passage, whenever you start drinking. Thinking alcohol's the end game.

[klutziness]

Ah-ha, you said start! Which means I don't gotta pass out at all. [LOGIC]

[jacked]

Still gonna happen if you drink too much.

[klutziness]

[a beat]

I will not drink that much, then.

[jacked]

'Til you're half way there, and drinking more seems like a great idea.