Scylla was the big bad scary monster that ate ships in the Odyssey.
[ a heroic tale retelling by buffy summers. she tried. ]
And I'm pretty sure most of the pirates that went all trigger happy on our stuff kept thinking we were crazy, rabid lunatics for being on a ship this "outdated" [ airquotes and everything ] so far out in the middle of space. Our nice friend with his totally not ominous messages is basically telling us we're screwed with pretty riddles and literature.
[ there's a 90% chance she didn't stop to breathe in the middle of anything, but at least she pauses before she offers: ]
Also? Beer. The wise, mature way to deal with hangovers.
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[ a heroic tale retelling by buffy summers. she tried. ]
And I'm pretty sure most of the pirates that went all trigger happy on our stuff kept thinking we were crazy, rabid lunatics for being on a ship this "outdated" [ airquotes and everything ] so far out in the middle of space. Our nice friend with his totally not ominous messages is basically telling us we're screwed with pretty riddles and literature.
[ there's a 90% chance she didn't stop to breathe in the middle of anything, but at least she pauses before she offers: ]
Also? Beer. The wise, mature way to deal with hangovers.