Something like that. My charm, it makes people want me. I mean, if I use it. People tend to find themselves looking at me whether they want to or not, but when I use my charm, it doesn't matter if you're into guys, into me-- [ a dismissive wave. ] But I don't. Use it, I mean, on people who're uninterested. That's why I make this ad every once in a while.

[ a huff, then. that's a lot of explaining. and he hates having to do it so goddamn often, but-- it makes sense why he has to. people are wary of him. ]

Well. Welcome to space-hell.