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This is Farseer Taldeer of the craftworld Ulthwé. To any of my kin aboard this vessel: if you are here, and if you are able, contact me at once. We have much to discuss about... recent developments.

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I should think that it would be kinder to share developments with; what is that turn of phrase? everyone in the class. SH

You presume that I care to be kind.

[And also that they are in the same class, she is arrogant arrogant space elf.]

I presume a lot of things. Most of them right. SH

How very... human.

[What is this SH is there something wrong with his communicator B<]

[ It's a habit. Okayyyy. :'( its a legitimate texting quirk ]

Do I presume you're something else? SH

You do. I am Eldar.

[Well clearly it is an inferior human texting quirk okay no. In any case, clearly this response should tell Sherlock all he needs to know because clearly he has heard of the Eldar and how awesome they are.]

There's some fine young man who might be from your species, although I can't be quite so sure. I've just met him.

not one for pop culture or space. enlighten me. sh.

[ Well. That felt a bit like a double combo to things he knows nothing about. Space + Pop Culture ]

Do not play the fool with me. Even the most backwater of your kind has heard of mine.

[SUPER HELPFUL]

If I was playing fool, I would have ended the text with a nonsensical emoticon like 'XD' or responded to your message in a manner more suited to that of your world. SH

If that is true, inform him to contact me at once. I would meet with him also.

An whom should I introduce you as?

[Whatever; she'll indulge what is undoubtedly your clumsy, laughable human ruse. Maybe to cover up that she doesn't know what 'XD' means.]

The Eldar are a spacefaring race spread across many worlds. Humans are somewhat similar to us, in the crudest of fashions.

[That's right. You're similar to her. Not the other way around, bub.]

Farseer Taldeer, of Ulthwé.

[Strangely helpful for a human. And like with Sherlock, she was just going to assume he was human, because that's what most people seemed to be]

We humans must be the inferior species to yours then? SH

That goes without saying.

Thank you. I'll tell him next time I see him. The more people we can get together, the better for all of us.

I'm Stats. Nice to meet you.

Fascinating. Our conversation has told me much about the situation. It is difficult to eliminate the impossible under such circumstances. SH

Take solace, at least, in that you have been acquainted with your limits so quickly. Many of your kind spend their lives forever unaware.

[Nice... to meet... what. Why would a human say that.]

The sooner I am reacquainted with my kin, the better.

[Why not. Welcome to (former) tall ships.]

Well, I'll do my best, but the rest depends on him.

May I be acquainted with the limits of yours then?
I would like to keep aware.

SH

No, you may not.

[Sherlock are you asking an Eldar to give up their SECRETS? Because that is silly.]

Here I was hoping you'd even out the score.
You know my limits - quid pro quo.
If you were truly, 'superior' I'm entirely sure you could
beat me, a mere human even with full knowledge of your weakness
SH

You are implying that the score between us can be evened. It cannot.

I feel no need to prove myself to you.

[Unfortunately, Taldeer was a crabby 700-year-old Eldar who'd been dealing with humans and their goading for years. She'd probably give up SOME secrets if it were... necessary for Eldar survival or something. SHE WAS SO VERY HELPFUL YOU HAVE NO IDEA.]

Aliens. Interesting already.

You don't have anything to prove yes,
but it would make the game a little bit more interesting.

SH

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