If you were getting laid regularly, you'd seem pretty happy too. It was as simple as that. [ she wasn't exactly expecting this kinda talk from John, but it's easy enough to throw up the easy, deflective reasons. ] Was being the key word there. Things stopped being simple, so I ended it. I mean, I feel bad - [ no, she hates it. ] - but I told him from the start I wasn't looking to be anyone's girlfriend.