Too much salt. It goes right to the calves and before I know it, Buffy will become Blobby Buffy.
[ buffy prefers her glutes lightly sweetened!! ]
It's better that way. Everyone always underestimates the ones with the pretty faces. [ she can vouch for that. ] Pocket protectors or pockets? Because I'll be judging him if he owns pocket protectors.
[ teach her the dance of the modern seductress. she scrunches her nose, as though actually weighing which dance is more heinous to her sensibilities. ] Maybe not. After all, the chicken dance is pretty foul. [ see what she did there. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH. ]
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[ buffy prefers her glutes lightly sweetened!! ]
It's better that way. Everyone always underestimates the ones with the pretty faces. [ she can vouch for that. ] Pocket protectors or pockets? Because I'll be judging him if he owns pocket protectors.
[ teach her the dance of the modern seductress. she scrunches her nose, as though actually weighing which dance is more heinous to her sensibilities. ] Maybe not. After all, the chicken dance is pretty foul. [ see what she did there. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH. ]