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[unheroic]

so like. before we get another round of creepy ominous messages from darth vader over there i gotta ask --

what do you guys think :) looks like?

because i'm honestly picturing like pacman through a depressive episode and we're the little dots.

PS. does anyone have aa batteries?

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[yardbird]

Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure it's not human.



Also haven't seen any batteries around. Will keep an eye out if no dice.

[unheroic]

How not 'human' ? Cause like, that's a wide range. Emoticons could be some vengeful spirit.

No rush man. I just need it for my gameboy.

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[thenormalsquint]

And that's your biggest worry during all of this?

[unheroic]

i like knowing what goes bump in the night.

[thenormalsquint]

But it's not much help when the bump in the night kills you before you can see it or better yet, before you can tell anybody what it looks like. It's probably an alien.

[nobrakes]

it looks like a turkey.

[unheroic]

see now this is my sallow attempt at standing up from my reputation as turkey guy.

[unheroic]

see i can do paranormal, but not extraterrestrial. i wish we had some inkling of what it looks like, like if it could leave a youtube video instead of vadervoice.

[nobrakes]

i bet it's the turkey regardless of anything else. have you seen it lately? that's why.

[thenormalsquint]

We're in space, Kane. We're more likely to get extraterrestrial than paranormal and YouTube.

[unheroic]

It's a strong preference. Like how in cafes they ask if you want creamer or milk and both are shit anyway, cause god knows black coffees where it's at.

[unheroic]

but we have the turkey whisperer on board. we should be safe from the evils.

unless you're like kansas or whatever her name is.

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[jurisimpudent]

I am guessing that "it" looks like a person behind a computer console.

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[tumbleweeds]

pacman through a depressive episode?

and why do you need batteries?

did your vibrator die?

[ sorry/not sorry ]

[unheroic]

dude, you know how bad that sounds. we're all shitting our pants in fear and it's just some nerd getting their jollies on playing jigsaw?

SO ENCRYPTED IT HURTS

[unheroic]

so before we progress in this conversation did other me have a disco stick?

[jurisimpudent]

Does that sound "bad"? To me that sounds like we simply should not be afraid.

crying

[tumbleweeds]

isn't disco stick just slang for dick? i mean other you definitely had one of those

or did you mean vibrator?

[ She is doing this on purpose. ]

[unheroic]

I dunno. I always figured stick was just dick, and you called it a disco when it was special or something. But yeah. I mean that.

[raffish]

like a creepy old man beating off to schoolgirls idk who the fuck cares

[unheroic]

So you aren't afraid of :) ?

[tumbleweeds]

but with that logic that means that lady gaga song is just about wanting to borrow someone's vibrator

wouldn't you like to know

[ 2/2 ] I LOVE YOU HOPEEE

[unheroic]

are you trying to be like don quixote or someone literary or something?

[unheroic]

dude, its none of your buisiness what lady gaga does to her lady bits. god (i skipped the quotations this time) - knows she likes it kinky.

i do actually.

I love you so much that I couldn't even wait for you to finish your taggings

[jurisimpudent]

[Er - ]

Indeed, I am not afraid, but are you certain that "Don Quixote" is the figure you meant to speak about?