Sweetheart, I wouldn't be seductive towards you if my life counted on it, trust me. I don't need someone like you going around trying to "protect me" or something as stupid as that. I'm older than you, more experienced than you, and more mature than you will ever be. So quite frankly? Shove it up that ass of your's.

And no, no they do not~ Practicality comes in the form of actual experience, not simulations.



And I don't need you waving your dick in my face like you're trying to, because even though I lack one... That "pansy" ex-husband of mine has a bigger dick than you do.