[ MIKE ROSS: now cemented as one of the COOLEST PEOPLE CONNOR KNOWS. a standing which, lbr, is gonna get significantly demoted when he metaphorically stubs his toe on a sidewalk in france and shatters the eiffel tower, but FOR ONE GLORIOUS MOMENT... ]

Oh my god, that's actually brilliant. Not that—I didn't believe you before, or anything—I've just never met anyone who could do that. You must be a fantastic lawyer.