[Hi. I am Captain Jack Sparrow. I am from the 1740s. I'm lucky I know how to read as it is. I do not know what colon three three and those < and * symbols are. Not that what your saying makes any sense at all.]
[His video is still on, and it is still upside down. He stares at the phone and the text with the oddest expression ever.]
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[His video is still on, and it is still upside down. He stares at the phone and the text with the oddest expression ever.]
...what the bloody hell is this?