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1st Match

[You know what this ship needs? A healthy dose of skepticisism. And denial. Simon doesn't know which is freakier, the goo couch with the liquid, the fact that he’d been naked when he woke up, or the fact that this whole shindig looks like it came out of some retro sci-fi space ship move set.

And what was this jumpsuit man, seriously. At least he'd gotten his phone back.]

Space? Are you fucking kidding me?

Dude, I have seen some dedicated space freaks in my time but what the fuck is this? Do you seriously have holo projectors on every wall or something to make it look all freaky futuristic?

[He’s looking around still, knocking on a wall just to see if it gives off the plasma rainbows that holoscreens tend to give off if poked.]

Look, man. I dunno what you're selling, but I'm not buying, And Kable's not for sale.

[Sadly, waking up in a grav couch completely naked and stumbling out of it to find that he's trapped on a massive spaceship with an additional communicator with strangers is not at all outside the realm of possibility for him....as a video game. The tattoo's very realistic an all, a nice touch, but he's not buying it. He's the player, not the playee, you dig? And if this is some fangirl or-boy out to get his I-Con, that ain't going to fly either.]

[[ooc; Running off to work in a few, will be back to tag 9pm EST!]]

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KABLE?

PS. HI.

Yeah Kable. My I-Con.

[Because everyone knows what Slayers is, don't they?]

Uh, Hi? You a fan or something?

[ Mouse stares at his comm for a moment. I-Con. I-Con. Nope, he's got nothing. ]

I-CON = ???

And there's the "obviously-didn't-drink-the-kool-aid" skepticism I've been looking for. [Although, by this point, Topher has... Kinda worn out every possible theory for this.]

[....or not. Alright then, he's going to roll with it.]

I-Con, avatar, whatever. I... play him in Slayers.

[A beat.]

Its a videogame.

What, do you buy into it?

[He certainly isn't despite the surfaces he's touching actually coming off as cold metal and the fact that there's no invisible walls where the projections end so far, so at the very least this place has got to be big.]

This all looks set up like a bad RPG. It isn't yours, is it?

NEAT!

NEVER PLAYED.
GAMES + SHIT =/= MY THING.
COULD ALWAYS TRY THO.

HARD?

[ Yeah, that whole I'm not buying that we're in space thing? Mouse isn't going to even try to convince you, bro. ]

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I'm still debating it.

[That gets a nervous laugh out of him.] Mine? Nooo- not that I couldn't come up with something like this, but I'm not really a.. MMORPG kinda guy. It's... below my paygrade. [..Although if this was a total fake, it would be somewhere... Above his paygrade, but... Nope. He's gonna be an egomaniac.]

[Simon's just going to stare at his comm for a second. 'Neat'? Who the fuck uses the word neat nowadays?

This guy's too weird to be working for Castle.]

Slayers is awesome, man. But yeah, its hard. No one's ever beaten the game.

Except me.

[Well that's not quite true, given that his last match had had Kable running off on his own without Simon's control and escaping and all that, but what this person doesn't know won't hurt them.]

[And this is much easier to focus on than all the shit about space. So he'll roll with the convo, as weird as it is.]

[ It's the sort of word that scrappy little gutterpunks use when they grew up raised alone and homeschooled in the Nevada desert, Simon. Granted, this is a very narrow set of requirements, so we forgive you for not knowing it off the top of your head. ]

OOOOO.
SRSLY?
U = TOTALLY INTERNET FAMOUS?
SAW IT ON TV ONCE.
GUYS WHO MAKE MILS PLAYING GAMES.

PS. MOUSE. HI.

The projectors are equipped for functionality, not aesthetics.
It is unnecessary for the Tranquility to appear- futuristic.

Below, huh.

[This guy is either full of shit, or kind of a big deal. But as one egocentric nerd to another, Simon's willing to bet the former until proven otherwise. He's seen, and killed, too many big-mouthed assholes online to take someone's proclaimed awesomeness at face value.]

You don't work for Castle then, do you. He's all about the games.This seems like his kind of thing too, with the tech.

What do you do then?

[And why are you here in this so-called game?]

[Topher gives him a flat stare.] I work in cognitive neuroscience with a little dabbling in computer programming. [Pause] And on the DL, my hacking skills are none too shabby. [Another pause] ... Castle what?

Totally internet famous.

[Have a smirk for that one.] Can't say I've made millions, but its been pretty epic. Most of my matches were on live pay-per-view.

The name's Simon.

So there are projectors around here. [Thanks Spock, for validating his suspicions.] Figures. So what's the game, then?

Whoa. Okay then. [Color him a little impressed. But you're still sounding an awful lot like someone Castle'd recruit in a heartbeat]

Castle? Ken Castle? Mega-billionaire scientist dude who made Society and Slayers? Nanotechnology type shit.

[And whoops, had just died rather suddenly and painfully, but he'll forgive you if you don't know that yet even though it was televised on national television as it happened.]

[A bit of a laugh.] And these are things... I should have heard about, 'cause I gotta say... Not ringin' any bells.

Well yeah. Castle's pretty huge, on the fame scale. Or was, man. [Pause] You really have no idea what I'm talking about, do you.

HI, SIMON, HI.

WILL TOTALLY LOOK U UP ON YOUTUBE.
WHEN WE GET HOME.

NO YOUTUBE IN SPACE.
WEIRD, RITE?

I Believe This Is What Is Commonly Referred To As Deep Space
But Where Time And Space Are Still Measurable Quantities Which Do Not Change As You Move Through Them In Any Direction Rather Than Distorting The Further You Progress On What Can Be Thought Of As A Forward Moving Direction
Does This Help

Not even a little.

They are part of the holodeck.
I reiterate, for function, not recreational purposes.

[Say what. The text isn't what phases him, its just....Say what.]

Not a bit, dude.

Hi, man.

[Just....rolling it.]

No youtube in-- But we're not in space. This is just some fancy mockup set to look like it.

And...for what purpose do they function?

[You speak really weird,, dude.]

Question for you, then.

...Have you been living under a rock?

Four stories underground, actually, but we do get cable down there and your guy hasn't made Forbes.

Ye-ah he has, man. [Simon might primarily read nudie mags, Guns Weekly, and a few gaming issues, mostly the ones he's been in, but Castle's been in like, every magazine known to man.]

Time, too. And some other shit. Hard to miss him anywhere.

[A beat.] At least, where I'm from.

[Much more of this and he's going to pretend that this is a weird alternate universe dream where Castle doesn't and has never existed.

You know, that idea doesn't sound half bad.]

Communication, primarily.

[ a beat before- ]
Though as I understand it, Connor Temple has procured such a device for the purposes of movie night.

Movie night. Well that's...old-fashioned. But what's all this then, if not projectors? [He waves a hand to encompass the quarters he's in, and the ship as a whole.]

Pretty damn elaborate, if you ask me.

[ Rolling with it is best when it comes to Mouse. ]

NOPE.
TOTALLY IN SPACE.

SRSLY.

That, is the hull of the Tranquility.
The vessel you and I are presently aboard.

And you're from... Where exactly?

Vessel. As in a ship. As in you really actually think we're in space.

[Just so we're clear, here. You're the third person now to insist on the space thing.]

Upper Manhattan.

[Thinks a moment] You know, there'd be a common trope popping up right about now about alternate universes, or timelines, or some bullshit like that.

[He's got one word for you mouse, regarding that statement.]

Bullshit.

I always thought New York was in a completely different world than Los Angeles. [...yes, that wasn't what he meant, but being a brat is a Topher specialty.]

[Well it takes a brat to know a brat, dude.]

Must be, if everyone in LA is as lost as you are.

[Snerk] Are we in fifth grade here? I think that was just a little bit above "I know you are, but what am I" on the comeback scale.

Its a little bit above your mom.

[Okay, that one was on purpose.] Well I guess if you haven't heard of me, or Slayers, or Castle, the mature thing to do would be to introduce myself. Name's Simon.

Burn, dude. [Said in the most deadpan voice ever.] And since I... Agree with all of the above, I guess... I'm Topher.

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