First sight [text]

[godseer]

No sooner do I finish one interstellar voyage than I find myself the unwitting participant of a second one.
I hope, for all our sakes, that its ending is not quite as explosive as my first.
I have my misgivings about this ship, but sudden and catastrophic destruction is not one of them.
That would be too easy.

To the part-time residents of the two universes I've intimately familiarized myself with, hello again.
To everyone else, greetings. My name is Rose Lalonde.
I look forward to the new acquaintanceships, brotherhoods, and nemeses of the coming days here. I get the feeling that we're going to need them.
I have no intention of blindly submitting to the whims of whomever is in charge here. I shall proudly wear citrus as my hue of choice when it suits me. Noir doesn't feel especially appropriate given recent events.

Comments

3/3 i lied

[barkstabbark]

because youre a seer

[godseer]

Never mind. I don't know why I ever considered you a threat.
Your distinct command of the English language befits only the most civilized and reformed. Dave must have taught you how to eat a three-course meal with a set of three forks and four spoons, as well.

[barkstabbark]

fuck you
shut up ive got a good one now

youre gonna be fucking disappointed cause ive seen a new light
which is
you i guess

fuck forget that one thats stupid

my lack of murders is out of sight

youll see me in a good light soon enough

im lightyears past that
stuff


something in light of this situation something something

2/2 DONE FOR REALZ sob sorry

[barkstabbark]

no wait ive fucking got it

at the end of this ill be the one smelling like a rose
HAH

//facepalm// Jack I think you just outpunned John also I can post journal entries I swear

[godseer]

Cute. Did John get to you, too? Doggone it.

OR CAN YOU...... ..

[barkstabbark]

get to me?
ive always been this talented dollface

YES sob

[godseer]

Nope.
The correct answer would have referred to how bright I am.

[barkstabbark]

fuck
why didnt i think of that one

[godseer]

No idea. I'm baconing to think thoughts of meaty bones are going to your head.

1/3

[barkstabbark]

goddamnit
i didnt give that the

wait no
at least im not LIGHT headed

[barkstabbark]

like if i stabbed you or something
youd be light headed from the blood loss

[barkstabbark]

not that im gonna stab you

fuck forget it that doesnt work

[godseer]

Jack. Do you really want this entire ship on your back?

[ She's more amused than threatened, though. ]

[barkstabbark]

i didnt give that last pun the green light

[smooth recovery]

[godseer]

Nicely done.
But if you're hoping I'll let my guard down for a few jokes, you're sadly mistaken. I see right through you, Jack.
[ That one was maybe a little weak. ]

[barkstabbark]

not on my station

[...WOW that's actually a really low blow, even if she doesn't get it

fuck gotta back up a little here]

because
theres nothing to see through
yeah

MORE SURPRISE 2/2 dkfjgg

[barkstabbark]

not that you cant still see through shit

[godseer]

I don't follow.
I said my Sight doesn't hold outside of this and my own universe, and that still stands.
Care to fill me in?

[barkstabbark]

oh right

yeah thats what i meant

[godseer]

Very well. I don't know why I expected you to be helpful as regarding information.
I'll have to wait and see if anyone else from your universe boards on a subsequent jump.

[barkstabbark]

i just told you a ton of shit about the facility dumbass
be more specific with your stupid questions

yeah well
who fucking knows

[godseer]

Is that an indication of further helpfulness if I ask more questions? Are you so unlike my previous informant?

[barkstabbark]

does it look like ive got anything better to do
not like i havent explained this shit to people a million fucking times already

[godseer]

In that case, tell me why the facility exists.

[barkstabbark]

to make weapons
how else would it get so much goddamn funding
there was a bit of a mutiny recently so fuck if i know what its gonna be for now
the bitch in charge liked to spew bullshit about making us stronger
oh yeah sticking my arm in a meat grinder definitely made me feel stronger