First sight [text]

[godseer]

No sooner do I finish one interstellar voyage than I find myself the unwitting participant of a second one.
I hope, for all our sakes, that its ending is not quite as explosive as my first.
I have my misgivings about this ship, but sudden and catastrophic destruction is not one of them.
That would be too easy.

To the part-time residents of the two universes I've intimately familiarized myself with, hello again.
To everyone else, greetings. My name is Rose Lalonde.
I look forward to the new acquaintanceships, brotherhoods, and nemeses of the coming days here. I get the feeling that we're going to need them.
I have no intention of blindly submitting to the whims of whomever is in charge here. I shall proudly wear citrus as my hue of choice when it suits me. Noir doesn't feel especially appropriate given recent events.

Comments

[godseer]

Try me.
I would assume your trifecta refers to the remaining three of my closer social circle.
I'll be surprised, though pleasantly so, if indeed I was the cause of your turn from genocide.

[barkstabbark]

wheres the fun in just giving it away
but wrong again

youve got one guess left
come on im sure you can beat fifty fifty odds
or maybe even a seer of light shouldnt bet against an ace

[godseer]

If you're looking for a Seer of Mind, she hasn't arrived yet. I suggest you wait a jump or two.
This isn't about luck. I'm getting information from you with every question, whether you know it or not.
A final guess is a moot point since I'll get what I need whether I answer correctly or not. But to placate: John.

[barkstabbark]

oh yeah great interrogative skills youve got there
except yknow
im not trying to hide any of this
ill be more impressed when you figure something out without me just saying it to your face

youre not even trying anymore
talk about being a wet blanket
but yeah still wrong

[godseer]

Forgive me if I don't particularly care to impress a mass murderer.
What exactly happened between you and Dave?

[barkstabbark]

the kid lives up to his title and i repay my debts
thats all you need to know

[godseer]

Now we're getting somewhere. Intentional vagueness, aside, but I've no right to complain about that. Did that hurt?

[barkstabbark]

did what hurt
repaying my debts
thats none of your business

[godseer]

You divulged just a little bit of what happened without griping too much and, I assume, received no accompanying physical pain. From the way I had to weasel that out of you, I'd suspect surprise from your end at your apparent resilience to truth.

[barkstabbark]

hope youre not expecting any more than that
that shits strictly confidential
so are you gonna believe me now or what

[godseer]

It's a start.
You'll receive the same level of vigilance from me as the other trolls with long murder records. Probably a higher level, actually.

1/2

[barkstabbark]

wasnt expecting anything less
well i hope youre ready to be disappointed as fuck seer
cause youre not gonna see anything

[barkstabbark]

related to murder or
stuff

yeah

3/3 i lied

[barkstabbark]

because youre a seer

[godseer]

Never mind. I don't know why I ever considered you a threat.
Your distinct command of the English language befits only the most civilized and reformed. Dave must have taught you how to eat a three-course meal with a set of three forks and four spoons, as well.

[barkstabbark]

fuck you
shut up ive got a good one now

youre gonna be fucking disappointed cause ive seen a new light
which is
you i guess

fuck forget that one thats stupid

my lack of murders is out of sight

youll see me in a good light soon enough

im lightyears past that
stuff


something in light of this situation something something

2/2 DONE FOR REALZ sob sorry

[barkstabbark]

no wait ive fucking got it

at the end of this ill be the one smelling like a rose
HAH

//facepalm// Jack I think you just outpunned John also I can post journal entries I swear

[godseer]

Cute. Did John get to you, too? Doggone it.

OR CAN YOU...... ..

[barkstabbark]

get to me?
ive always been this talented dollface

YES sob

[godseer]

Nope.
The correct answer would have referred to how bright I am.

[barkstabbark]

fuck
why didnt i think of that one

[godseer]

No idea. I'm baconing to think thoughts of meaty bones are going to your head.

1/3

[barkstabbark]

goddamnit
i didnt give that the

wait no
at least im not LIGHT headed

[barkstabbark]

like if i stabbed you or something
youd be light headed from the blood loss

[barkstabbark]

not that im gonna stab you

fuck forget it that doesnt work