( 01 ) video ♧ and if we don’t live to be old and faint

[became]

[ oh hello, giant creepy spaceship. have a shiny, shiny smile directed your way. said shiny smile is attached to a freakishly put together looking gentleman. dapper, one might call him. ]

So... space, huh? [ neal adjusts his cuffs-- he's wearing a suit (a real suit: classic, 50's style devore, for any suit buffs) because fuck that jumpsuit crap right in the ear-- fussily, smile dropping wattage just a tiny bit. ] Does anyone want to catch me up a little more on that, out of curiosity? Because I have to admit, other than the bits and pieces I caught wandering around the first day I have no idea what's going on.

Anyway, come on. Help a new guy out, anybody? [ smile ratcheting up another few notches. aaaaaand HOLY CHARM BATMAN. doesn't everyone watching just want to drop everything and help? (yes. your answer is yes.) ] I'll owe you one.

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[became]

No, I got that part loud and clear. Is it makeup, or prosthetics-- [ and for the first time, neal caffrey is lost for words. ]

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[lovesfaygo]

Oh, yeah, bro![ He reaches a hand to wipe at his face, some of the white coming off. ]

Motherfucking face paint. I do it every morning, it's a motherfucking thing. Honk.

I'm down with the motherfucking clown.

[ Because Gamzee sees absolutely nothing wrong with grey skin and assumes it's his facepaint. ]

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[became]

...Right. That's-- right.

[ what can he even say. ]

You're always grey, then?

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[lovesfaygo]

Yeah, brother.

Unless it changed when I wasn't motherfucking looking.

I've always been grey since I was a grub, man.