( 01 ) video ♧ and if we don’t live to be old and faint

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[ oh hello, giant creepy spaceship. have a shiny, shiny smile directed your way. said shiny smile is attached to a freakishly put together looking gentleman. dapper, one might call him. ]

So... space, huh? [ neal adjusts his cuffs-- he's wearing a suit (a real suit: classic, 50's style devore, for any suit buffs) because fuck that jumpsuit crap right in the ear-- fussily, smile dropping wattage just a tiny bit. ] Does anyone want to catch me up a little more on that, out of curiosity? Because I have to admit, other than the bits and pieces I caught wandering around the first day I have no idea what's going on.

Anyway, come on. Help a new guy out, anybody? [ smile ratcheting up another few notches. aaaaaand HOLY CHARM BATMAN. doesn't everyone watching just want to drop everything and help? (yes. your answer is yes.) ] I'll owe you one.

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[ well, Neal, there are some who would argue that the Order is criminal on an international scale - the kind of crime that will never be brought to justice. Cambridge doesn't particularly subscribe to that train of thought but she's certainly not naive to think that their actions are legal - but she would hardly call them criminal. They tend to fall under the bracket of 'Other'.

...And rolling on your belly and begging for attention would probably work wonders, just sayin'. And god damn does she appreciate a well-crafted smug smile, Neal. A smile like that is speaking her language more than mere words ever will. ]

I do like a person who enjoys their suits.

[ god, meet a fellow, wash the goo out of your eyes, suggest rubbing your naked selves in his priceless suit. If there's something wrong here Cambridge doesn't want to know. ]

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Then I think we're going to get along just fine.

[ oh my god CAN HE KEEP YOU. ]

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[ IF KEEP IS A EUPHEMISM..............,.. ]

Do you smoke, by any chance? Or drink?

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[ MAYBE IT IS. ]

Smoke, no. Drink, yes. [ in moderation because lol lies are hard to keep track of while intoxicated. ]

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One out of two isn't so bad. [ it's not entirely sure whether this is a bad thing or not, until she cryptically adds: ] Almost bad enough, in fact.

What about cards? You look like a cards man to me, darling.