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Murphy Pendleton ([personal profile] yardbird) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-10-13 08:12 pm

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[Bed rest sucks.

[Now that we've got that out of the way, you know what doesn't suck? Dutch weed. Just a little bit of it. Not only does Murphy
not feel like he's been royally screwed over by a bullet wound and injuries and sicknesses he'd endured from Silent Hill, but he's feeling pretty much like the universe is an okay place right about now. No nightmares of dead children and angry wives and shackles, prison, being a monster...

[Nothing's okay, everything's fine, fine fine. And we have Murphy here. Now's not the time to be tacking away over text! Instead, we're treated to a hoarse, haggard voice of a swell and phenomenally high man:]


"Y'know what's really somethin' that I've never taken into consideration before? We're in space.

"I said it, we're in space. You'd think the novelty of it wouldn't wear down after so long, but..." [He scoffs.] "Never even was one of those kids who... y'know, wanted to be an astronaut when they grew up, but...

"Hey! Here's a question: What did you wanna be when you grew up? Grow up. Sorry. Some of you are kids. But still...

"Me, I always thought it'd be kinda cool to be like Mr. White, uh... Minus the gettin' shot at part. 'Cause bein' shot really hurts, and..."

[There's a pause. Are we going to finish that thought? No?]

"Shit, I think I can feel my brain..."

[Another pause. There's a sound of something creaking.] "I'm really bored right now."

[Somebody take Murphy's communicator away before he says/does something he's going to regret... Or just talk to him, because goddamn.]
fuckinghysterical: (Hmm...)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2012-10-14 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[LB wasn't exactly sure, at the moment, but Murphy seemed to be acting a little... different. But what the hell, she was a little concerned about him since the last time they ran into each other.]

What did I want to be? Hmm... I guess I just wanted to get out of the town I was in.

[Which she actually managed to do, but certainly not in the way she wanted to do it.]

Who's Mr. White, though? Heehee?
sammyskeleton: (hoohoohoo)

[voice]

[personal profile] sammyskeleton 2012-10-14 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
A detective. Have you been drinking?
hostage: (facepalm ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-14 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He knows they can't possibly be thinking of the same Mr. White, but it gets Jesse's attention, anyway.]

Dude get off your comm and go eat some chips or something before somebody shows up to lecture you and wreck your stash.
sammyskeleton: (deal with it)

[voice]

[personal profile] sammyskeleton 2012-10-14 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Very cool.

Good point.

I think someone was putting together a game of Sorry at some point today, maybe that would help with your boredom.
sammyskeleton: (i'm always smiling)

[voice]

[personal profile] sammyskeleton 2012-10-14 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
What happened, exactly?
hostage: (sardonic ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-14 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever. Eat your noodles then.
fuckinghysterical: (Subtly sad)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2012-10-14 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, at least you're out now, right?

[She frowns, in spite of the transmission being an audio one.]

I never really got the chance to see many movies at all -- ahaha -- so I'm a little clueless on those kinds of things.

But you're telling me you wanted to be a robber? Or maybe a cop? I'd assume cops would be involved in a movie like that...
fuckinghysterical: (small smirk)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2012-10-14 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[She smiles, in spite of this.]

Hey, I wasn't criticizing you, or anything. Heeheehee! I'm about the last person who could, considering my own circumstances.

But what did he do that was so cool?
unsoldiered: (oh my GOD seriously)

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[personal profile] unsoldiered 2012-10-14 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[wow--

he just.

wow.]
unsoldiered: (THEY SOLD MY FUCKING GAMEBOY)

[voice]

[personal profile] unsoldiered 2012-10-14 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Snort--]



Maybe the comm shoulda' been taken first...
fuckinghysterical: (Uh-huh...I'm sure...)

[voice]

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2012-10-14 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, just tell them to be quiet, if that's the case.

[She sort of squints her eyes at his explanation, taking a few moments to think about it.]

...so you just wanted to be an all right guy? Eheh? I don't know, you seem to be doing okay to me.
unsoldiered: (You are so dumb. You are really dumb.)

[voice]

[personal profile] unsoldiered 2012-10-14 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Guess that's true, but you're pretty clearly as high as a kite right now.

...

Not that you don't need that, because you looked like shit, last I saw.
unsoldiered: (elle you got a purty missing bulletin)

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[personal profile] unsoldiered 2012-10-14 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Well, as someone who's seen you drunk, you're definitely not.

... How d'you feel?
fuckinghysterical: (Heeheehee~)

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[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2012-10-14 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Then you should have punched them. [Thinking of their previous encounter, LB snorts amusingly.] Or just ram into them again. Hahaha! You're pretty good at that.

Well, I don't know this Mr. White, but who says you can't be like him now? You just have to figure out something worth stealing on this ship.

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