Anyway, you can't rig broomsticks, that's not the way they work. There's skill involved--you're either good with 'em or you aren't, and Remus is shit at 'em. He'd be first to admit it. And he ducks if you chuck anything at him--we used to try to teach him by chucking textbooks at random, but he wouldn't have it.
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Anyway, you can't rig broomsticks, that's not the way they work. There's skill involved--you're either good with 'em or you aren't, and Remus is shit at 'em. He'd be first to admit it. And he ducks if you chuck anything at him--we used to try to teach him by chucking textbooks at random, but he wouldn't have it.