[ No, she's actually a fairy. Yes, she is indeed a vampire. ]
You can't even say you misheard me because we're texting. Yes, she's a vampire and you stop being surprised about anything when your life is vampires, werewolves and witches oh my. We're safe, if they were that bad, I'm pretty sure she'd have asked me to stake her already.
Would you prefer I let you run free and kill everyone? I'd do that if my conscience would let me, but it won't, so shooting you if you get out of hand sounds better. And I'm not heartless enough to leave those things in.
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You can't even say you misheard me because we're texting. Yes, she's a vampire and you stop being surprised about anything when your life is vampires, werewolves and witches oh my. We're safe, if they were that bad, I'm pretty sure she'd have asked me to stake her already.
Would you prefer I let you run free and kill everyone? I'd do that if my conscience would let me, but it won't, so shooting you if you get out of hand sounds better. And I'm not heartless enough to leave those things in.