[ oh people can go home and come back, huh? that is... interesting to note. he would press on it but it would just be making her repeat stuff anyway and he knows how to use context clues SO CHANGE OF PLANS: ]

Vampire, huh? That is fascinating in a purely curiosity only standpoint. Can't really help on the "heavy shit" front though. My problems are more like "I hope I don't get fired" instead of "mass fairy genocide" so...