[ Why do you judge us and our uncut hair so, Nill? Why? But yeah, ok, a hair trim party sounds kind of gay. ]

Right. I guess here's where I tell you that I don't really go to doctors either. We Striders are firm believers in DIY first aid. [ Though Dave sucks at it. ] 'course I don't think that applies to you right now, but like usually, after a strife? My brother would patch me up good as new.

[ A different brother. But not. Shit's complicated. ]