[Rubbing his temples. He always seems to do this when he talks with this man. He doesn't do it all the time, he swears. okay he kind of does] I... apologize, I suppose I thought it was no more rude than greeting someone nude, but in all seriousness are you all right? My arrival here was a bit, ah... jarring, to say the least. [Wait. ... Wait. Face tinging pink.] ...How am I like Belarus?

[He frowns.] I would assume on your bed? If you're planning anything funny with it, though, you'll be left with nothing to sleep with. I just meant as a cover-up. I don't suppose you're the type to bother wrapping a towel around your waist after a shower [OH FUCK. OH FUCK THE BATHROOMS ARE COMMUNAL OH FUCK.

He didn't just go pale, ignore him.

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