_{[ Good evening, Ataraxion. Have +1 wired and drugged up American reporting from his room, dressed in this. One noticeable thing about him is the fact his hair is tousled, and one eye is sealed shut and swollen. The side of his lip looks busted, but he's smiling nonetheless. His glasses are missing; maybe it's easier to see those dilated pupils of his; but that's just because he hasn't put them back on yet. The rest of his face looked banged up a bit, but he flashed Tranquility a dazzling, blood stained smile. He's trembling as he speaks ]}

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Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey HEYYYY YOU GUYS GUESS WHO IS BACK FROM A LITTLE TRIP that's right America is I bet you guys missed me a shit ton I totally would miss me too, hahahahahahaa!!! But I got myself some stuff right some stuff some GOOD STUFF, haahahaa not like saying that suspiciously or anything but I got SHIT GOOD SHIT check it out man check out this clothing piece of cake man cause I'm awesome fighting in wars and training does that for you by the way I don't think I'm immortal anymore this hahaha oh GOD THIS IS BAD REALLY BAD everything hurts and I'm bleeding and not healing and oh my GOD I'M IN AGONY BUT GUESS WHAT I GOT A FUCKING CHAINSAW AND REGRET NOTHING and it LIGHTS UP LIKE FUCKING CHRISTMAS HELL YEAH ow it hurts to talk really fast like this but you know what's PRETTY HELLA AWFUL OH MY GOD.... THE YEAR...
THE YEAR IS 938 AFTER EARTH, AFTER EARTH. YOU HEARD ME DAMN STRAIGHT I SAW A CALENDAR DUDES A CALENDAR THIS IS HEAVY.....
AAAAAHAHHAA---- AFTER. FUCKING. EARTH, HAHHAHAHAHHAH WE'RE SCREWED GUYS WE'RE SCREWED BUT WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS I'LL SAVE YOU I'LL HELP YOU I WILL BE THE HERO AND GET YOU ALL BACK HOME OH MY GOD THE PAIN THE AGONYYYYYYY. FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK.

_{[ He's in near hysterics by now, and the feed clicks off. ]}


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