№5 - Anonymous Text.

[spider]

Hello there, Tranquility. It's been a while since we had a proper chat. We had many goings on, hadn't we? One being a particular smiling friend. Offering a bit of leeway, then poof. Gone. Oh, where did our friend go?

I'm not entirely focused on the subject, no. All intend to craw back out when it seems fit. We are all coaxed into the open, one way or another.

I do hope you are all well, not a blubbering mess you all once were. It's a shame seeing you all like that, my wonderful friends. Also, I hope your minds managed, because I have something for you:

Ta.

-S.

( ooc: I'LL BE SO HAPPY IF YOU GUYS FIGURE THIS OUT ON YOUR OWNNN. Pm me or bother me on Plurk if you need help. <3

edit: Reads as "All Add As End, A Reedited Irish Kill Toy"
Hope you guys aren't too confused, SCRAMBLED even
edit: Found words are "All" and "is." AND "IS" IS REPEATED TWICE IN THE ANSWER~*~
ANOTHER HINT: 3 2 1 6, 3 3 3 2 1 6 2
New word: riddle. It's repeated twice.

It's been solved! Good job, Hope! Hightlight for the answer: "All is a riddle, and the key to a riddle is" Very good job, but what is the key to a riddle? Hmm?)

Comments

really badly anon'd text. he tried.

[sebasher]

I think I've figured it out. If I'm correct, it reads:

"Hello, chums. I'm a right bastard making a great plea for attention. Please notice me or my heart may cease to beat."

[But, Moran, you did notice...]

you tried✰

[spider]

Very rude. Rude, rude, rude.
:(

Very right, in a way.

S

thx he'll be needed a lot of you tried stars

[sebasher]

Come, now. At least I've given you what you wanted. Not to mention that I've saved your life by doing so.

✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰

[spider]

I'm extremely doubtful of that, "giving me what I wanted" is worthy of being a Christmas list. And what saving? You act like you know me? Who are you? Hello, hello.~

Do you even know how to read this? Poor thing.

S

[fencesitter]

you're joking, right? this is a joke?

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

[OOC: AUGH I AM SO CLOSE. I think I have everything but the small words...]

This is an anagram puzzle, I presume?

voice.

[shoyu]

I assume this translates out into "my handwriting could use some work?"

[ have the lamest laugh, since he knows he's too stupid for these things :( ]

text;

[tumbleweeds]

pretty sure that says something like "hi i really need to get laid"

[spider]

Why, are you laughing?

S

[anon text] / Funny since you ended up getting it!oegsojhg

[spider]

Maybe. Yes. No.

S

( TEXT )

[consulting]

P RDBEATIT HTCITCRT.


[ Your favourite JIm, Caesarian Shift 15. ]

anon text. HEY lol jk notrly

[spider]

:(

S

[spider]

Why, are you offering? Not at all close, but I admire the effort.

S

[nonanon text]

[jurisimpudent]

[A CONSIDERABLE LENGTH OF TIME LATER when he was most certainly not scribbling trying to solve this, when he was perhaps thinking of justice or the like, this was so easy for him - ]

So tell me: to what is a riddle a key?

Text;

[theredchampion]

[ Ooh, a puzzle. Something to keep him occupied! How novel. ]

Getting bored, are we?

I resent the implication about the Irish.

Do enjoy a good puzzle, mind. Hoping to poll the sharpest minds here with it?

[tumbleweeds]

only if you're cute.
and have a dick, not really into chicks without much more alcohol in my system.

does "s" stand for single?

[spider]

Another riddle, my dear.

S

[shoyu]

Ah, it's serviceable though! Just not quite on the level of calligraphy. I'm sure it's no big deal.

[ pause, and then some fumbling so he can switch to text and then: ]

c:

[spider]

It stands for a lot of things, but certainly not that. Could be. Awfully concerned about me, aren't you?

S

[jurisimpudent]

Do not call me "my dear"; my name is Edgeworth, and I'll thank you to remember that. So you just post a riddle that is simultaneously a celebration of riddles and a preview for another one?

[spider]

Disappointed.

S

[tumbleweeds]

so what, you're not single? because if that's the case seriously someone needs to start putting out.
i'm bored and you're the only interesting thing on the network.

[spider]

Dearie Edgeworth,

You ask a lot of questions. But I like you, you're a smartie. As for the answer to your question—could be. Would you like the key?

Sincerely,
S

[jurisimpudent]

So far as I'm concerned, asking a lot of questions is far from a negative quality. But yes; if you have some information, then I would like it.

[spider]

Ooh, very concerned. How touching.
A lot of us are bored. I'm bored. Really bored.

S