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[brushismightiest]

[The voice sounds fairly young and possibly a bit too loud. Although he still doesn't quite understand how the communicator works, Issun sounds self assured.]

Hey! Ammy, are you there? This thing's supposed to be a communicator, so let's communicate!

[Still operating on the assumption that the strange craft he finds himself currently on is the Ark of Yamato, Issun assumes that Amaterasu must be on board somewhere.

After some silence he begins to speak again, sounding somewhat defeated.]

I bet that god of weirdness was lying to me. Or maybe he doesn't know what this thing's for either. It doesn't seem that great at communicating.

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[insufferableprick]

[ Right. 'God of weirdness'. That's him, isn't it. ]

sup little man
god of weirdness communicating with kid in bug hat
plz respond kid in bug hat
hows space treating you

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[brushismightiest]

[He is not really the best at typing, although that may not matter to Dave.]

hi. are ahfadsklj

aRe

u utfr

voice

[brushismightiest]

[He sounds tired.]

I don't like this thing.

[insufferableprick]

yeah thats me utfr
thats totally how to spell dave

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[insufferableprick]

its cool kid
qwerty keyboards makes plebs into its bitches every day
stick to voice itll be so much easier for your chicken pecking fairy fingers

[brushismightiest]

its difficult to write this way

what do you want

[What is the shift key.]

voice obvs

[brushismightiest]

[He snorts.]

Who are you calling a kid, huh? You don't look all that old for a god, y'know?

Uh, what's a kuh-wer-tie keyboard?

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[tumbleweeds]

"Ammy" and "that god of weirdness"?

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[brushismightiest]

Yeah, you know, Amaterasu? God of the sun? You're not gonna say you've never heard of the sun god, are ya? Uh, and Dave, the god of time.

[Mutters]

At least, that's what he says he is.

[insufferableprick]

only if youre not used to it
which you arent
so just give up
youre not gonna be able to outtype me in a type off man

[ See, at least Issun's lack of capitalization isn't his fault. Dave just ignores the rules of syntax entirely. orz ]

[brushismightiest]

i donT WANT TO WIN A TYPE OFF
WHATS A TYPOE OFF

[CAPSLOCK FOREVER]

voice

[tumbleweeds]

I've definitely heard of Amaterasu, though I can't say the same about anyone else on here. You might get at least one person telling you she doesn't exist.

... Haven't heard of Dave the god of time, though, unless "Dave" isn't his real name. Not back on Earth, anyway -- who knows about gods from other places.

[insufferableprick]

should i get my grizzled old guy look on
would that be more convincing mr celestial envoy
godhood doesnt discriminate dude
also remember
camouflage

look at the letters on your communicator
top row
hint the top row starts with q

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[shoyu]

Aha, I think you're communicating just fine, friend! Though perhaps not necessarily with the person you're calling for.

[insufferableprick]

haha 'typoe' off
shits classic

[brushismightiest]

You should just look, you know, more god-like.

[Lots of clunking and fumbling noises as Issun molests his communicator while peering at the keyboard.]

Oh, I guess that makes sense.

So this thing's a "keyboard"? I don't see any keys though.

[brushismightiest]

You know Ammy? Have you seen the furball here? I bet she's lost without me, right?

[A heavy sigh.]

I guess I'll just have to start painting again. Alright! Once I'm done, everyone'll believe in Amaterasu again!

Well, I'm not so sure he's the god of anything, except weirdness.

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[brushismightiest]

What kind of communication is that then, huh?

voice

[shoyu]

Mm, you're getting your message across to a shipful of strangers just fine. Does that not count?

[brushismightiest]

Huh? Everyone can hear me?

[tumbleweeds]

No. We've got a couple gods, but none of them from that far East.

[ Paint... ing...? Jaye doesn't get it. ] Yeah, well, do me a favor and paint some of Coyote, too.

[shoyu]

I believe so! At least, that's how I think we're having this conversation right now.

[insufferableprick]

nope
not putting the effort into doing my hair every morning and wearing a toga

the little letter buttons are called keys
dont ask me why though i have no fucking clue

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[ripstides]

Personally, I prefer talking things out face-to-face but this thing has its uses. [ totally pinged by the word god here. ] You just have to be patient about it.

—God of weirdness? [ UH because perfect segues, that's why. ]