Of course it's true! I mean, there's no reason it wouldn't be true! No reason at all! So you don't even really have to ask whether or not it's true! A-A-And you don't have to look at me like that, either, because there's no way I would lie about something like this! I'm not really a person who lies a lot, anyways, so I'm definitely telling the truth! Um, no boys or anything like that, especially not any that would chase me! That'd be really weird, so it really isn't happening!

[Don't mind her wild gesticulating during all of this, Jack, or the fact that the entire thing was said on one long breath...]