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[ the only thing anyone sees of keller's face is just a flash of his eye, narrowed suspiciously, and a lock of hair falling over his forehead before he cuts the video feed. about five minutes later comes... ]

the accomadations here leave a lot to be desired, you know that?

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Tell me about it.

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don't get me wrong,my tastes ain't that fancy or anything.
but the jumpsuit? come on, who thought that up.

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Fancy's for prisses and Brits.
Some dude with a weird space kink's where my money's at.

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[adlered]

Don't tell me that you were one of those unfortunate souls who lacked wallpaper in your locker.

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[dilemma]

Exposed metal, glowing blue light. What's not to love?

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could've gone for material that didn't itch. there anything else to wear in this joint?

[stacked]

You didn't get anything in the locker they gave you? Sucks to be you, babe.

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[ HOLY SHIT HE KNOWS THAT FACE. HE HAS A SKETCH OF THAT FACE IN HIS STALKER FILE ART COLLECTION.

oh, shit. ]

Keller?

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i got a chess set.
stingy set of hosts we got here.

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that'd be me.
the complimentary jumpsuit ain't enough to make up for that.

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Wow, it REALLY sucks to be you. Least they set me up with a couple pairs of pants.

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the exposed masses staggering around, maybe.

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[ EXCUSE HIM TRACING THIS SIGNAL and of course caffrey's here, fucking typical and he was just talking about prissy people ]

who's asking?

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guess you got on our host's good side.
i'll endeavor to do the same.

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Keller.

[ NOT A QUESTION THAT TIME. ]

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[became]

I trust you can find the only gardens on the ship without a step by step guide?

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[blunted]

[ GOSH NEAL YOU'RE NO FUN ]

depends. you off your leash?

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That's me, everybody's favorite teacher's pet.

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[dilemma]

Added bonus. That and the complete lack of entertainment.

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[became]

We're in space, Keller. The leash is no longer applicable.

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they give you a gold star with those pants?

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[blunted]

seems pretty lively around here from the look of things.

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[stacked]

Even better, I got a bottle of Johnnie Red and nine packs all to myself.

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[blunted]

i went through a lot of trouble to bust out, caffrey. i'm not taking chances just because the scenery changed.

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[became]

I'll rephrase it for you.

Peter's not here. No leash if there's no one to hold the other end.