[Get used to it, Soysauce. Simon farts profanity and shits sarcasm on a regular basis.]

Focus. [Because that's what the man was about to say, clearly.]

Its a smiling fucking face, man. You've got the two dots for eyes and the curve of the damn smile. Using it for a signature is pretty tit flipping creepy, not to mention arrogant cause its just inviting people to try to figure out who he is.

Are you with me so far?