[voice]

[brittlebait]

[Joker has had enough alcohol and pain killers -yes mixed what do you wanna fight about it- to actually consider voluntarily speaking to people.]

Hey. Bored people.

What're your feelings on AIs?

Comments

HUFFS OH I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE YOU WAIT TOO LONG

[carbonite]

[captain that guy to you, asshole.]

I'm not nursing anything. I'm just informing you of your terrible first impression, and going off of that. [it's because he's cooler than u and can fly better than u and can probably steal ur girl.]

I'll try to be as least patronizing as I can as you do this.

BABY I'LL WAIT FOREVER FOR U

[brittlebait]

[FUCK YOUR FIRST IMPRESSIONS]

Why the shit are you even talking to me? I thought we had a nice 'pretend that asshole doesn't exist' thing going. Why do you have to ruin that by opening your mouth?

[carbonite]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, who says I'm the asshole in this? If anything, I'm the victim here. Then you go ahead and ask a stupid question like that, what am I supposed to do now?

[brittlebait]

Get spaced, that's what you're supposed to do. I don't care. [Joker may actually give in to the temptation to fuck with the settings on Han's hand welder once he's gone to sleep now]

[carbonite]

[he might be tripping you in the future too, assface.]

Oh, I'm so hurt.

[leaps]

Are you really picking a fight with another member of the flight crew?

[ HAN NO SULU LIKES THIS ONE :C ]

[carbonite]

Am I picking a fight? This guy started it.

Besides, are we just letting anyone in now?

[leaps]

I recruited him.

[ frustrated. ]

The two of you, stay away from each other. It's a big shuttle bay, and we aren't losing good people because of petty fights.

[carbonite]

Just like that. You didn't see if he could Do Anything?

[leaps]

I know what he can do.

[carbonite]

Great. Your judgment is what's keeping here. I feel so much better.

[leaps]

If you have a problem, take it up with Carolyn.

[carbonite]

I'm just saying. Besides, if he leaves me alone, I'll leave him alone. Deal?

[leaps]

Good enough.

[brittlebait]

No no, Sulu. I'd love to hear what he's got to say.

So, what makes you think I'm not good enough to be on the flight crew?

[carbonite]

Rattle off your qualifications, maybe I'll be impressed.

[brittlebait]

I don't have to prove myself to you or anybody else [except he does, ohhhhh boy does he ever] but you know what? Sure.

Graduated top of my class at the academy, actual best pilot in the Alliance Navy, only Flight Lieutenant to have successfully flown the Normandy so that she doesn't look like a fucking drunk whale, and saved the galaxy about three times now. [and only a couple exaggerations here and there]

[carbonite]

Whoa, look at this guy, he has an academy to tell him that he's good. I'm sure that your "credentials" in an actual "Navy" with a slow ship must make you feel really spectacular.

Just stay out of my way, and we won't have a problem.

[brittlebait]

Sorry, who busted in here and started throwing a tantrum because I didn't give a fuck -and still don't give a fuck- about how cool he thinks he is?

It was you, asshole. Take your own advice and go wave your dick somewhere else.

[carbonite]

Wouldn't want to get in the way of your shiny certificate.

Stay out of my area.