[text] eridan's guide to not being happy

[uncodlyawwesome]

i hate this fuckin ship

id rather be dead in my owwn homewworld than alivve here

[has someone been locked away in his room for the entirety of this jump so far? why yes he has]

Comments

[slipperysoul]

Pretty sure everything here's played in expert mode. They just forgot to give us the manual to go along with it. It'd probably be in the wrong language, even if they did.

[uncodlyawwesome]

yeah
i dont think theres a manual or rulebook for this fuckin ship though i think its all in sandbox mode
not that it matters wwe wwould all still probably lose anywway

[slipperysoul]

Sandbox mode? [ You've officially lost him again. ]

[uncodlyawwesome]

yeah like you knoww wwhen youre playin a game but you can just kind a fuck around an there arent really any rules an you just build shit or beat shit up wwithout wworryin about it
i mean its not a perfect comparison but its pretty close

[slipperysoul]

Right. Got it.

[ Actually, that's a pretty good comparison. ] Maybe it just looks like sandbox mode to us because we're not the ones pulling the strings.

[uncodlyawwesome]

could be
still dont knoww wwhos pullin the strings though so wwere no closer to figurin out the fuckin game

[slipperysoul]

Don't exactly like waiting to see what's gonna happen next, either.