Honestly, I'd give you half the rest just to talk food with someone. Cheese doesn't last forever, anyway.

...he seems nice. A little, uh-- I'll go with young? But I do like him.

Now we're in business. Are you a Neruda fan, or should I stick with something more classic-- Keats is a little over the top for an immediate attraction, but I get the sense you could use a little over the top.

[ neal's an amazing date and a horrible boyfriend. you're getting the best stuff-- okay, half the best stuff-- and none of the drama, this way. call it a win and do not ever date him, hon. it ends bad.

his penis is poison. ]

I do-- I wouldn't call myself able to impersonate a local, but it's gotten me through a few tight spots. [ neal is what happens if mike and harvey mate

and make a baby

and that baby is like twenty times as pretentious as either of them.

also it wears nice hats. ]

It is, yes-- and it's Neal Caffrey, currently unemployed via space kidnapping. Pleasure's mine, Rachel Zane, foodie paralegal.