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[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

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[cons]

WAIT WAIT HOLD ON WHAT IS SEXUAL TURKEY SLAYING

[unheroic]

You know, when you go up to a girl.

[ air quotes. ]

And slay her turkey, if you get what I'm saying.

[cons]

OH OH DUDE I MEAN USUALLY I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT QUICKER BUT WELL I'M NOT REALLY IN THE RIGHT STATE OF MIND

ALSO I WOULD FEEL BAD SLAYING SOMEBODY'S PET

[unheroic]

Well, there are better you know... ways to phrase turkey slaying. I normally slay classier shit, but I can deal with a turkey.

[cons]

TURKEY SLAYING IS KIND OF HILARIOUS THOUGH

'CLASSIER SHIT' HUH? ISN'T THAT KIND OF AN OXYMORON?

[unheroic]

Whatever, do you want some non-sexual turkey slaying or not?

[cons]

NO YOU CAN'T SLAY IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE A PET
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO HERD A TURKEY OR WHATEVER

WE ALL KNOW I HAVE A COURIER HABIT

[unheroic]

I can try. Ask Jaye. She has a zoo. She's like the ship's resident farmer.

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[thenormalsquint]

Wow. That is unbelievably unsexy. Never say that again.

I WELCOME ALL THE THREADJACKING /PRESSES FACE AGAINST

[unheroic]

I bet I could make it sexy. You're taste is just way too refined.

[thenormalsquint]

Yeah, my standards have a minimum level of "decent".

[unheroic]

It's totally decent. How is that not decent? [ r u d e. ]

[thenormalsquint]

You called sex with a woman poultry. Just sit and think about that for a moment.

[unheroic]

I'd be lying if I said, I haven't said worse.

It's a euphemism. It's like a clever sensor, something you say when the kids are around.

[thenormalsquint]

So the kids could pick it up and start sounding like miniature frat boys?

[unheroic]

It's better than like, buttering someone's muffin. Turkey's are way classier.

[thenormalsquint]

It's still awful. It won't work on anybody.

[unheroic]

It would totally work. It's all about delivery.

[thenormalsquint]

Not even thirty minutes or less could save it.

[unheroic]

I disagree. I totally think it's a good line.

[thenormalsquint]

But then again, you're not the intended target. You don't have to constantly hear that bs.

[unheroic]

If a girl went up to me and asked the same thing, I'd totally be for it.

[thenormalsquint]

This is the difference between men and women. And you think we're the needy ones.

[unheroic]

It's not just about the concept of sex though. It's about the cleverness behind it. Like. It's a line that says this guy? this guy over here? he's got a sense of humor. Would tap that.

[thenormalsquint]

It's not clever, though. And it's not funny. It's cheesy and desperate, but if that's the look you want to go for, knock yourself out.