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wιcнιтa, ĸanѕaѕ ([personal profile] cons) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-09-16 03:21 am
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WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

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cons: (☢ well тнaт ѕeттleѕ ιт. ι wιn.)

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[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
ANIMALS DON'T USUALLY JUST SHOW UP ON THE SHIP, SOMEBODY HAS TO OWN IT.

I GUESS.

THAT'S MY WORKING THEORY ANYWAY CONSIDERING I'M SURE WE WOULD HAVE NOTICED A TURKEY CLIMBING OUT OF A JUMP POD WITH US TWO WEEKS AGO. IT WAS PROBABLY WAITING IN SOMEONE'S ROOM
sweetmotherofgod: (holy Mary who art in Heaven)

video, after popcorn.gif-ing for a while

[personal profile] sweetmotherofgod 2012-09-16 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you plant the turkey in the hall just to get a hot chick into your room? Be honest.

[She'll be totally proud if you did, js.]
learnedtosmile: (017)

[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-16 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You could come out here and help me.
cons: (☢ caυgнт yoυ.)

voice;

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ just gonna pretend she's camping out in Simon's room at this point, so she'll switch to voice ]

I haven't gone back out to check on things in a while, but I think so.
constructum: (pleased)

[personal profile] constructum 2012-09-16 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
did you say; gobble gobble or something else?
these are important details i must know.
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[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-16 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we're close to a first-name basis.
alittlesideways: (what now)

[personal profile] alittlesideways 2012-09-16 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of weirdo keeps a turkey for a pet?

[Your questions are not helpful, Tommy.]

Have you tried waving your arms at it? Maybe if you make yourself look bigger it'll go away...

[Tommy's drunk, don't mind him.]
constructum: (smiley watch)

[personal profile] constructum 2012-09-16 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
it was won over by your hotness and charm, wasn't it?
cons: (☢ ѕo noт drυnĸ enoυgн ғor тнιѕ.)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
NO STOP HUMORING HER OH MY GOD
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[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-16 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No comment.
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[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-16 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It's kind of funny.
cons: (☢ ѕυcĸѕ.)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
PRETTY SURE I WOULD ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE

MAYBE IT JUST DOESN'T LIKE ME
cons: (☢ yoυ coмe вacĸ нere мιѕтer.)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE NOT THE MAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOHN BLAKE
Edited 2012-09-16 23:03 (UTC)
constructum: (smile)

[personal profile] constructum 2012-09-16 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Bull.
You are allowed to be cocky here.
By the way, I'm highly amused by this.
constructum: (hipster content)

[personal profile] constructum 2012-09-16 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it just wants you to speak french to it?
sebasher: (Can I have a medal for that?)

[personal profile] sebasher 2012-09-16 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you? Very good, you were paying attention.
cons: (☢ ιdĸ wнy ι'м dreѕѕed lιĸe a нooĸer.)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ actually, that question DOES kinda help ]

I THINK I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT KINDA WEIRDO KEEPS A TURKEY FOR A PET

[ STARING AT SHERLOCK'S DOOR NOW ]

I TRIED SHOOING IT AND IT CAME AT ME SO I'M GONNA NOT
cons: (☢ υgн wнy r υ dυмв)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
NO FRENCH
constructum: (look im serious here)

[personal profile] constructum 2012-09-16 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You NEVER know.

Try this: ici la dinde, dinde.
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[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-16 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
If I successfully wrangle this turkey, I might feel a little bit cocky. Does that count?

I can tell.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2012-09-16 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
What exactly did you do to piss it off?
learnedtosmile: (003)

[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-16 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of man did you think I was?
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[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-16 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
If it goes after you, I'll grab it.
constructum: (relaxed interest)

[personal profile] constructum 2012-09-16 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. I'm sure someone can even bake you a cake for it.
Though I'm curious what you think you'll catch it with.
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[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-16 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I made a lasso.
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