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Entry tags:
- am,
- aragorn,
- brian kinney,
- chell,
- finnick odair,
- gabriel "chapel hill" sinclair,
- hallah "aberdeen" tawse,
- hatter,
- hayley stark,
- irene adler,
- jason "red hood" todd,
- john watson,
- josias st. john,
- justin taylor,
- mallorie "mal" cobb,
- megamind,
- ned,
- netherlands,
- patrick "kitten" braden,
- re-l mayer,
- rey,
- rokudo mukuro,
- ros,
- sawyer "soysauce" sciarrino,
- seraphim dias,
- sherlock holmes,
- sherlock holmes (2009),
- sirius black,
- tony stark,
- wheatley
ANONYMOUS TEXT ♙ OO2
Dear interested parties,
Do you feel low? Trapped? Are you discontent, world-weary, indifferent? Can you take no more?
Or are you simply curious?
Worry not. For a price, you may be the lucky receiver of a vial of exquisite Euphoria. This singular liquid guarantees an immediate feeling of transcendent happiness, incredible elation, soaring ecstasy, and sublime joy. Be content at long last in the hands of this thrilling drink - feel your troubles slip away as this very human emotion transports you to an experience like no other.
One fl oz per vial. One drop is equal to one hour of pure, undiluted Euphoria. Don't take more than one drop at a time, or your brains might make for the wallpaper. Mixable with other drinks. Use wisely.
This transaction will be treated as an auction; the bidding will end in five days' time. Paper payment won't be accepted. Favors won't be accepted. I'll decide the highest bidder. Your purchase will be delivered to a place of your choosing, and your payment to a place of mine.
Bidding begins now.
Do you feel low? Trapped? Are you discontent, world-weary, indifferent? Can you take no more?
Or are you simply curious?
Worry not. For a price, you may be the lucky receiver of a vial of exquisite Euphoria. This singular liquid guarantees an immediate feeling of transcendent happiness, incredible elation, soaring ecstasy, and sublime joy. Be content at long last in the hands of this thrilling drink - feel your troubles slip away as this very human emotion transports you to an experience like no other.
One fl oz per vial. One drop is equal to one hour of pure, undiluted Euphoria. Don't take more than one drop at a time, or your brains might make for the wallpaper. Mixable with other drinks. Use wisely.
This transaction will be treated as an auction; the bidding will end in five days' time. Paper payment won't be accepted. Favors won't be accepted. I'll decide the highest bidder. Your purchase will be delivered to a place of your choosing, and your payment to a place of mine.
Bidding begins now.
voice;
He's not interested.
voice;
[ There's a pause as Ros considers this. ] Not interested in a peek, are they. Doubt they'd have much care for a few baubles, a silk robe, or the promise of moon tea of all things. [ That last bit gets her to laugh, gustily. ] I've a king's crossbow.
[ And then, on a whim: ] And a hat.
Any of those tickle them properly, translator?
text;
saying so would give him away, though, and the crossbow sounds pretty nice. and the tea. ]
Consider me tickled. Your offers are officially on the table.
voice;
Yeah, apparently all of 'em did. [ gibson doesn't sound terribly impressed with the bargaining so far.
you can't just say everything, hatter. that's not how negotiating works. ]
text;
You've been a help.
audio | because he can, that's why.
You're welcome. Do I get points for "being a help" in the auction, or was this just for fun?
[ not. that he has anything to trade.
whatever. DETAILS. ]
text | because YEAH
I've heard goodwill is its own reward. [ pff. ]
voice;
[ A thoughtless little sing-song hum. ] All of them did? He didn't say which he favors most?
text;
I've an eye on the crossbow.
[ hat.
also crossbow. ]