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Chell [Redacted] ([personal profile] toomuchtenacity) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2016-01-24 10:18 am

text un: chell

[After a lot of thought she's decided against video, because she still doesn't like talking and wants to get her point across without messing it up]

My name is Chell. I'm one of the few people left that worked in Agriculture on the ship.

Looking for people to help in the new gardens. You don't need to know anything about farming or growing food, just have to be willing to listen to instructions and help out.

If you do have experience, that would be great.

If you have any questions leave them here or come looking for the woman in the orange jumpsuit.

Thank you

sicklesforsass: by IJ ghanima (Default)


[personal profile] sicklesforsass 2016-01-24 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Question. Three, actually. No. On second thought, I should likely make this a bit of an ongoing affair and not limit myself to a number.

Question 1/?:
What sort of food are we talking about here?

Question 2/?:
I never paid herbology much mind -- how soon will you lot tell me to sod off if I, say, accidentally give a cabbage teeth?

Question 3/?:
Could I potentially just help out whenever I'm passing through? I'm not the sort who's really invested in finding anything full time at the moment. I'm recovering from a coma! Not laziness. Honest. Would I lie to you?

sicklesforsass: by IJ ghanima (wheel a turnin)


[personal profile] sicklesforsass 2016-01-26 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
4. if a vegetable or the like becomes sentient, am I allowed to keep at least one

5. are there restrictions on renaming various plants

6. do i get my own shovel
sicklesforsass: by IJ ghanima (you serious about that mate)

[personal profile] sicklesforsass 2016-01-27 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
4. with dirt from a silver spoon

5. will you be on my side if I come up with something brilliant? I need to know you've got my back, mate.

7. right. next one: who do you have working at this now? who is rubbish at this plant tending business? Give me the dirt.

8. what are your feelings on puns
sicklesforsass: by IJ ghanima (not what i had in mind)

[personal profile] sicklesforsass 2016-01-28 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
4. you've got a disagreement with spoiling plant pets? You monster.

7. we're going to be best mates by the end of this!

9. are there any chances of this lot worshiping me as some sort of savior for providing extra food?

10. does this job allow you extra food?
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[personal profile] atent_dead 2016-01-25 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
ye give a cabbage teeth im lettin it bite ye
sicklesforsass: by IJ ghanima (bit of a smug arse)

[personal profile] sicklesforsass 2016-01-26 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
seems a bit rude, but I suppose I'm not in a position to argue.

It'll be worth it.
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[personal profile] atent_dead 2016-01-26 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
dont want to get bit dont give anythin teeth
simple rule
sicklesforsass: by IJ ghanima (nice)

[personal profile] sicklesforsass 2016-01-27 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
you opposed to cabbages with eyes? because I'm picturing that now and I've got to admit that I think it's what the world needs
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[personal profile] atent_dead 2016-01-30 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
less likely to get folk hurt than teeth
dont much see a point though
sicklesforsass: by IJ ghanima (i know you didnt ask me but)

[personal profile] sicklesforsass 2016-01-31 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
well, it's worth a laugh, isn't it? What more point do you need? What else're you going to do for fun in this place?