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Pʀɪɴᴄᴇ Jᴏɴᴀᴛʜᴀɴ "Jᴀᴄᴋ" Bᴇɴᴊᴀᴍɪɴ. ([personal profile] benumbing) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2015-12-22 04:00 pm

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Riddles and surveys seem to be the popular thing lately. I guess the cabin fever had to set in eventually. Or do we call it tent fever here?

I guess I'll contribute with a joke. How many bullets does it take to stop an animal that's fast, aggressive, and already bleeding?

Two. One to bring it down and another for the twitching. It's a horrible punchline, but there's too many kiddies listening for one of my better jokes. Ma

Take a little extra caution outside the camp. These things usually run away.
echopraxia: (ᴀ ᴅᴀɢɢᴇʀ ғᴀsʜɪᴏɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ)

un: sbrandt.

[personal profile] echopraxia 2015-12-24 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
This is funny because it is true?
echopraxia: ʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ’s ғᴀᴄᴇ (ʜᴇʀ ᴄᴜʀʟs ᴀ ʜᴀʟᴏ)

[personal profile] echopraxia 2015-12-25 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Which animal this is?

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weaponsgrade: (taking notes)

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[personal profile] weaponsgrade 2015-12-25 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not much of a joke.
weaponsgrade: (looking down | sneaky)

[personal profile] weaponsgrade 2015-12-27 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's hope you don't.
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[personal profile] weaponsgrade 2015-12-30 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me more about your harrowing experience and maybe I'll have a little sympathy.

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[personal profile] lafautedevoltaire 2015-12-27 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You really think we have't heard worse?
fulminants: (140)

video;

[personal profile] fulminants 2015-12-28 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, that's seriously morbid. How about kiddie-filtering the good jokes?

Or, you know, tell them Santa will put them on his naughty list if they listen in.
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[personal profile] fulminants 2015-12-29 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ BRUH ]

You don't know who Santa is?
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[personal profile] fulminants 2015-12-29 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Old fat dude from the North Pole, gives little children presents during Christmas, usually a lie parents tell kids to get them to behave.

Wait, you seriously don't know who he is?

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axeyou: (yeah - excuse my french i'm in france)

un: JOHANNA

[personal profile] axeyou 2015-12-28 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me one your better jokes.
axeyou: (heh - i'd get it)

[personal profile] axeyou 2015-12-29 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Aww.

Don't try too hard. I'll be able to tell.
axeyou: (smirk - best flow in the game)

[personal profile] axeyou 2015-12-30 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
So ready. Lay it on me.

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