fly_like_pie: (Give me a moment to panic.)
Ned. ([personal profile] fly_like_pie) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-03-14 08:42 pm

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[After a long battle with hesitation, the Pie Maker finally decided to speak. He felt this intense urge for baking from the moment he laid eyes on this nightmare. Pie baking was a small whimper to the familiarity of home; "stress baking", he would later call it. Definitely not comfortable enough to explore on his own, the untouched urge was driving him into insanity.

Or the fact he involuntarily was cast into this science-fiction film without a proper script, that could be a large factor. Maybe.

NEVERMIND, he's going with the text:
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this is going to sound a bit odd, just bear with me

is there any place aboard that hauls garbage with rotten fruit and foods?

circumitus: Because you're marine grade... You rascal. (you need 400 proof or marine proof)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-03-16 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
as if the food here wasn't already disgusting, now you want the spoiled?

you're right. that DOES sound odd.
circumitus: I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month. (i need an office)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-03-16 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
neither. just odd.
circumitus: tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. don't do it, man... (no i know her type)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-03-16 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
okay.




why are you thanking me?
circumitus: I ONLY KNOW HOLA. (EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-03-16 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
you can't murder someone with rotten food. that doesn't make any sense.








unless if you happen to get really creative.
circumitus: She literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me. (tomorrow never knows)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-03-16 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
okay. because i suppose a creative person would have considered using poison to murder someone instead, but you'd have better luck getting someone poisoned using food they'd actually eat.





you're not really planning to poison anyone, are you?
circumitus: ...it got messy. (i did a shot of seamonkeys)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-03-17 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
yes. clear as mud.