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AMERICA ★ Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] herocomplex) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-03-07 07:40 pm

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Good EVENING Tranquility dudes!
Boy, I sure did miss some excitement, didn't I? People disappearing? People getting lost in hallways? What the hell? 
Come oooooooon, guys! Give me DEETS. I demand all your deets, hahahaha! This isn't anything really funny! It should be absolutely SERIOUS.
If you experienced what all happened or know shit about this, I really, really have to know about this! I really have to! Give me all deets; every single one plz :D

In any case, I've been OKAY, I'm sure all of you were really worrying! In my absence, I typed up little duties for you to assist me all since I'm that considerate of you all. This is only if shit totally goes down again, so pay attention! We have to stick together through all of this!

RIGHT SO HERE WE GO WITH THE SUPER AWESOME ASSIGNMENTS I'VE GIVEN EVERYONE:
- TONY MY ALIEN BUDDY: SIDEKICK AS USUAL.
- ASATO: BACKUP!!! WIELDER OF ASS-KICKING AND LIBERTY.
x2 DOUBLES AS A HOUSEPET (HOUSETRAINED).
- WHEATLEY: PARTNER IN CRIME; PERSONAL THERAPIST.
- AUSTRIA: CAKE MAKER FOR ME; STRATEGY MAKER AND TALK IT OUT DICK-BUDDY.
- CANADA: BACK UP; CUDDLE=BUDDY AND STRATEGY MAKER.
x2 DOUBLES AS A DECOY IF I DON'T WANT TO MESS UP MY FACE.
- CHASE: PSYCHIC KID; DEETS GIVER BEFORE I FLIP MY SHIT.
- SHERLOCK: MAGIC DUST BUDDY; SMART GUY; MAKE USE OF HIM SOMEHOW.
- PURPLE TEXT ALIEN GUY: WHINER (IMPORTANT CAUSE IT GIVES ME EGO BOOSTS, SO KEEP WHINING YOU'RE DOING GREAT).
- BLUE TEXT ALIEN CHICK: BACK UP!!!!!!!! (LOOK I MADE EIGHT); HOLDER OF NUKES.
- OBNOXIOUS RED TEXT KID: PARTNER IN RAPPING CRIME; GREAT WHEN I'M BORED.
- BLUE TEXT KID: AMUSEMENT. KEEP IT UP, KIDDO. SO HELP ME IF I GET BORED.
- CAPTAIN KIRK: JUST KEEP BEING AWESOME. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. I NEED YOUR AWESOMENESS IN MY LIFE.
- RUSSIA: ASSHOLE. JUST KEEP BEING AN ASSHOLE.
- BELARUS: THE SEXIER PERSONAL THERAPIST/SANDWICH MAKER.
- FRANCE: JUST BE DEFEATED AND/OR SMELL OF CHEESE AS USUAL + GIVE ME MONEY AND WE'LL BE OKAY.
- CHELL: NINJA.
- EVERYONE ELSE: BACK UP IF YOU WANT, BUT I SHOULD BE OKAY WITH THIS.
I CAN HANDRE IT
HANDLE IT*
BUT STAY TUNED FOR ANY LIKE UPDATES OR ANYTHING.

circumitus: Otherwise you'd be a dad by now. (thank god you're gay)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-03-08 05:10 am (UTC)(link)










deets?
circumitus: This is drunk and confused... (this is worse than naked and afraid)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-03-08 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
you appear to be having trouble with forming complete sentences.
circumitus: tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. don't do it, man... (no i know her type)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-03-11 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
slang? i don't know anyone who would talk like that, even in america.