dino_zarf: (CRAZY LIKE A FOX!)
Wash ([personal profile] dino_zarf) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-12-23 11:35 pm

Video

[Wash looks a bit worse for wear, as if he hasn't been getting enough sleep. Which tends to rather show on his pale complexion. And the almost unavoidable dehdration from the heat isn't helping the situation.]

Okay, so it stops coming up, no, you're not going fong luh, it's definitely hotter. Likely something in life support or climate control. Trouble is just about everyone who might be able to suss out what the trouble is is busy keeping the ship running smooth. If you've got those sorta skills and have been holding out on us, go talk to Carolyn. She'll be mighty glad to hear from any volunteers.
yardbird: I may be going to jail... (don't taze me bro)

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[personal profile] yardbird 2013-12-24 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Life support?!

[For the record, Murphy isn't sounding or looking much better. Sweat, damp hair sticking to his face... it's really annoying stuff. Which is why he settles on evading the video, because he's camera shy. Shh, at least you don't have to see the fact that he's looking COMPLETELY like shit.]
yardbird: From church! See you in Hell. (suck a bag of reindeer cock)

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[personal profile] yardbird 2013-12-26 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
If that's the case, then maybe it's the climate control?

Shit, if that's broken where would we even begin to fix it? [With cars all it takes is some coolant and you're good to go. Spaceships are a little out of his league, though.]
yardbird: (murphy pendleton problems)

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[personal profile] yardbird 2014-01-01 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't suppose that openin' an airlock would help cool things down, would it?

[No he's not being serious.

[...Or is he?]
yardbird: Man, I hit him with a 12-gauge and I didn't give him a chance to reload. (why did the dickhead cross the road?)

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[personal profile] yardbird 2014-01-03 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
So that's a "no" then?

[STILL JOKING.

[...Yeah even Murphy isn't one to actually even want to go down that route, given his... experience with airlocks and knowing a certain someone who killed herself that way.]
yardbird: Don't mock my mash. (you can't shank people with a shank)

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[personal profile] yardbird 2014-01-05 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright... It's not somethin' I would do, anyway.
brittlebait: (like at least twelve different ones)

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[personal profile] brittlebait 2013-12-26 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's weird not seeing her stalking around in the shuttle bay. [Joker's gotten so used to her hovering around as he tinkers with shit in just the last month that her being absent has almost put him on edge.]
brittlebait: (yeah but that's just like your opinion)

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[personal profile] brittlebait 2014-01-02 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So when's this gonna be fixed? [wow joker sound more ungrateful]
brittlebait: (you know they can SEE us right)

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[personal profile] brittlebait 2014-01-04 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
All right, all right, don't have to get mad.

[silence]

Soooo...any idea when that might be?

[just hang up on him wash, seriously]