zoosmell: (pic#2006326)
if i had to pick a dude ([personal profile] zoosmell) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-01-26 08:34 pm

[video] 002; What the hell kind of devil bird chirps at night?



[ The video starts, with the above slammed into the screen. And then, the paper relents and moves back to show that familiar loser kid. ]

Hi, I am looking for a really good person to be a best friend for my good friend, orange Dave! He's an asshole but he's pretty nice, and he has lots of friends like me and Rose and Jade, but one of his bestest friends died a long time ago, and it is really hard to be good enough. So I am taking applications for a new best friend for him. Rose and Jade don't have to apply, but you can if you want! And the rest of you can go meet him yourself later, but he's really nice.

[ And it switches to text. ]

circumitus: She literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me. (tomorrow never knows)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-01-27 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Is there supposed to be a joke in here somewhere? If there is one...]

I don't get it.
circumitus: tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. don't do it, man... (no i know her type)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-01-27 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm sure you do.
circumitus: I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month. (i need an office)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-01-27 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'm all that qualified.
circumitus: you started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt." (wave goodbye to your troubles)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-01-28 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, no, that kind of thing doesn't bother me that much.

[She seems to have at least something of a tolerance for assholes... somehow.]

I don't make a good friend. I'm not good at talking to people.
circumitus: This is drunk and confused... (this is worse than naked and afraid)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-01-28 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
So what if you're not nice?
circumitus: tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. don't do it, man... (no i know her type)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-01-29 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if any of those are necessarily apt descriptions, either. Do people normally attribute themselves into self-flattering categories when they're trying to ask around for friends? I still don't get it.
circumitus: tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. don't do it, man... (no i know her type)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-02-03 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
...

Your logic is very confusing.
circumitus: you started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt." (wave goodbye to your troubles)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-02-03 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Why doesn't he want to be your friend?
circumitus: I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month. (i need an office)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-02-03 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Then what makes you think he'll just want another friend? I'm not much of an expert on this kind of thing, but even I think you might be going about this the wrong way.
circumitus: you started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt." (wave goodbye to your troubles)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-02-03 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not the right person to answer that. Sorry.
circumitus: tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. don't do it, man... (no i know her type)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-02-03 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I...

[Simply:]

No.
To that last part.
circumitus: tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. don't do it, man... (no i know her type)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-02-04 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Okay?

If that's what you want...