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nathan young. ([personal profile] picnmix) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-01-07 10:11 pm

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[ Time to reach out and touch people on a mass scale. Not that he didn't appreciate the one-on-ones, everyone. Also screw you Caffrey, he's been waiting all month for this!! ]

hello fellow passengers youre welcome for fixing the network

so lets all say hello then, go ahead and tell me a bit about yourselves

and if youre feeling shy just remember that ive already seen most of you naked

and to those of you who wear underwear in your pods, first of all, no cheating

second of all soggy pants hide nothing and besides its probably best to get as much air as possible down there, who knows what sorts of weird stis you can get from space jelly if you let it incubate

basically all im saying is if theres an outbreak of the space thrush well all know you pants wearing bastards are to blame


[ He's not entirely sure if thrush is contagious, actually, but point made. ]
circumitus: (hook me up with the drugs dog)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2013-01-08 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
thrush. really.
circumitus: Legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense. (we walked 2 miles)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2013-01-08 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
negative, i know. only i think if the blue stuff was going to cause any manner of fungal infection, something along those lines would have arisen by now.




Except once, but it wasn't thrush.
Edited (durr i can read) 2013-01-08 11:14 (UTC)
circumitus: Otherwise you'd be a dad by now. (thank god you're gay)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2013-01-08 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
people get sick. start puking. blue boils. bleeding out of the nose, mouth, eyes, and ears. seizures. blackening of the fingers. organs decay, then most likely death - though i don't know since no one dies. cure's found in the science department.

that enough context for you?
circumitus: even drones can fly away.... the queen is their slave... (chill out big head)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2013-01-09 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
yes. i am a hideous beast. i may infect you with the disease that transforms you into a barfing blue monster. best to stay away.
circumitus: ...and then i realized im still drunk. (thinking 'wow glad i'm not hungover')

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[personal profile] circumitus 2013-01-09 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
i am sometimes. though i don't see what that has to do with anything.
circumitus: - XOXO dad (time to smoke my breakfast)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2013-01-09 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
that doesn't make any sense, but ok.

it means that i am not an american all the time.
circumitus: (503): forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you (i wanna bring you to show and tell)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2013-01-10 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
russian, irish, venetian, argentinean.

it depends.
circumitus: (503): forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you (i wanna bring you to show and tell)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2013-01-12 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
because i am whatever i am programmed to be for that lifetime.

[Or "was", but Rey's sense of tenses are several ways of fucked up.]
circumitus: (hook me up with the drugs dog)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2013-01-16 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
haven't been here for long, have you?
circumitus: - XOXO dad (time to smoke my breakfast)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2013-01-16 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
then you likely missed the memo.

yes there are artificial intelligence on board.

no they are not necessarily computers.

yes i am one of them. an artificial intelligence with blue space herpes.
circumitus: even drones can fly away.... the queen is their slave... (chill out big head)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2013-01-18 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
not that amazing. most of the ones i know of are assholes.

though the ones here have a tendency to possess human bodies.

so yes, some parts of me are human.

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