teashop: (♙ tea all the god damn day)
♙ HATTER ([personal profile] teashop) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-08-28 10:41 pm

ANONYMOUS TEXT ♙ OO4

Dear interested parties,

Are you suspicious? Do you feel lied to? Paranoid? Do you have questions? Do you demand answers?

Worry not. For a price, you may be the lucky receiver of a vial of purest Honesty. This singular liquid guarantees the intended recipient tell nothing but the very naked truth. With this glorious solution in hand, you may rest easy knowing that all of your questions will soon be answered - for better or for worse.

One fl oz per vial. One drop is equal to one hour of Honesty. Mixable with other drinks. Use wisely.

This transaction will be treated as an auction; the bidding will end in five days' time. Paper payment won't be accepted. Favours won't be accepted. I'll decide the highest bidder. Your purchase and payment will both be delivered to a place of my choosing.

Bidding begins now.
circumitus: I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients. (food confession)

[text]

[personal profile] circumitus 2012-08-29 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
for as suspicious as people already are, it seems something like that could be a valuable asset. and you're selling it?
circumitus: She literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me. (tomorrow never knows)

[text]

[personal profile] circumitus 2012-09-03 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
not particularly, this time. i'm sure someone will be, however.